Thank You! I appreciate the nomination, BBG. (Although my ideal goal of becoming MBCOTD on June 6th, 2006 was shattered 06/06/06!)
I don't get a tiara? Offended!!! Actually I don't think anyone has received one lately.
Just got back from a disastrous audition...so here we go!
But I'm in a rather good mood because I have a 700 on my USH SAT IIs! <33333
1. Would you rather be a nun or a prostitute?
Would I be like Whoopi from the sister act? But if I have interesting clientele that won't leave behind nasty presents I think I'd go with the latter.
2. In your house, what is the most 'sexual' thing you have?
My skanky underoos? One Hour Photo? I don't know. The Internet is for porn, so I vote Internet Explorer + Google.com.
3. Have you ever used an eraser for anything except erase?
Haha...yes. They're great to stab at when you're angry, and pretty decent objects in which to cheat with, you know you can write little messages on them, and nonchalantly pass them on, not that I do this....0:)
4. What is the weirdest thing you learned in health class?
Errrrm, that I knew everything already from my mother and watching SATC, I swear...the show is educational!
5. Would you rather swim in the ocean with your best guy friend or your best girl friend?
Whoever can best support me, because I'm not a strong swimmer. But otherwise I'd just whore it out with one of my girl friends by the pool or where the water doesn't cover my head completely.
6. If your significant other jumped off a cruise ship- would you jump too?
Sorry hun, I'd start screaming for help. I'm loud...so someone would rescue him...I hope.
7. If your doorbell rang and you opened up to see a zebra, what would be the first thing you do- (except close the door)
Actually I'd pet it. I love Zebras. Then I'd try to mount it...and take it on the 7 train. Then I would think, wtf was my doorman thinking?
8. If you had to pick, would you rather smell gasoline or flatulence?
Can I just slit my wrists and die? I'd honestly just suffocate to death either way. I can't deal...and I gag easily.
9. Do you enjoy popping bubble wrap?
I did you I was younger. Okay, I still do, so long as I don't have a headache.
10. If you were able to kill either Saddam Huessein or Osama Bin Laden- who would you choose?
Osama, since we have Hussein in maaaax security!
If you were recuperating in a hospital, who would you want in the bed next to you, excluding relatives?
Mel, hands down!
What has given you the most pleasure in the last year?
Free time with those I love. Something I don't get enough of.
What's something that we would be surprised to learn about you?
I was attacked by a monkey while vacationing in Bali in the 2nd grade. Although the statement is true, I'm trying to think of something worthwhile to say. I can be very quite... I know, I'm so unaware of what I do, and what is going on half the time. Until anyone gets to know me, I usually fall into somewhere along the lines of off-kiltered bioooatch. I'm really insecure. (But not all the time...and that would honestly be the last thing anyone would say.)
If your house were on fire, what would you grab on the way out?
My runway fund...it's my life savings in a bag!...though I'm assuming that all living beings have evacuated.
If we asked an important person in your life to describe you, what would he or she say? How accurate would it be?
That person wouldn't know exactly what to say, and end up contradicting herself.

And it would be soooo right that it's scary...and I'm be on the floor laughing, beet red. She'd probably say I'm smart, that I'm off beat, bold, really different, loud, that I don't give a cr*p, that I am somehow able to get away with things people don't even imagine doing because I am Marlene, well it would really depend who you are and the circumstances in which you were asking her about me...everyone has to have some secrets...oh and that I'm really obnoxious in a good way...spacey and a bit of a spaz.
What’s something that you’ve never done, but have always wanted to try?
Hang gliding...or walking across one of those really rickety bridges. I have a fear of heights. But I shall overcome it!
What’s the last great gift that you gave someone? That you were given?
The box. I can't tell you what I put in it. It was a lot of personal things. Strange inside joke related things, and meaningful stuff as well. That I was given...errrrrrm...to be honest I think people have gave up shopping for me. It has to be those deep letters, beyond the material, I love long letters, and handmade stuff. :) On the other hand it might have been something I ate and forgot about. I like foooood.

Probably when someone took me out. I'm honestly not too crazy about presents unless they are something I actually want that I don't have, and that tends to be expensive and/or time consuming.
1-What SHOULD you be doing, but are on BWW instead?
My hw obviously...and reviewing math, so I don't bomb the SATs this Saturday. Studying Physics of course! Being a good little Asian. (Pssssssh. Word of note, I pride my fake Asian-ness.)
2- If you could anywhere in world right now, where would you go?
England...empty lies, whatever did become of our trip to England, mom!?!? And if it wasn't college app time this fall, I would totally pressure my parents to go there. (I need my Idinaness, I needed to mention her somewhere in my responses) But to be completely honest, right at this very moment, unless you could get me places without jetlag, and one of those time turners Hermione has in HP, I'd actually give it a pass. I wouldn't mind to be in Singapore right now, so I could see my new beautiful baby niece!
3- If you had $1,000 to spend on anything, what would you do with the money?
I'd treat certain people to shows and get myself and stella bag from Marc Jacobs...head down to pearl paint and get new supplies. And of course I totally need to get that Rambaldi artifact off of ebay and all that Alias memorabilia, as well as Idina's old Poland Spring bottle!!!
What's one crazy thing you've always wanted to try?
I've always wanted to try and leap across the area where the subway rolls in, in one of the stations that has multiple platforms. I've always wanted to jump off a building on a bridge. Not that I want to die or anything. I just imagine liking the idea of freefall without pain or death. Cage dancing. (Don't ask.) Swimming with sharks.
Updated On: 5/31/06 at 08:33 PM