Wow... You know, I've seen you ask that question before, and I've always thought it was a really tough one... I wish I'd taken the opportunity to give it some thought in advance, but I really didn't expect to be MBCotD! :-P
So, of course my first thought was Jesus Christ, but I know at least one person has already given that answer fairly recently...
OK, so I'm going to pick William Shakespeare. I would ask him if he really wrote all those wonderful plays and sonnets all by himself, and if it pisses him off that there are all these theories now that he didn't. I would ask him about his life - since there are many conflicting theories about who he actually was and where he lived, as well - and I would ask him if when he was writing, did he ever have any inkling that his work would survive for well over 400 years, or was he just trying to write a viable commercial product and is shocked by the continued accolades. Does he enjoy all the "re-imagined" interpretations of his work, or would he rather we stop changing time periods, gender-bending casting, etc. (I expect he'd say he loves it when it's done well, but that all to often that sort of thing is done as a gimmick to cover up a lack of vision in the director...) And really, why would you write something like
Titus Andronicus?? I mean
really. (The stage directions in that play are HILARIOUS! "Enter Lavinia, waving her stumps!" hahahaha) Anyway, I think a dinner with Mr. Shakespeare could be quite interesting.
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