#1276
Posted: 3/1/06 at 9:23am
SOMMS gets some assistance for his 'Final Walk'.
Message Board Celebrity Of The Day (Part II) - Shameless — Page 52
#1277
Posted: 3/1/06 at 9:23am
Oh, there have been sooooooooooo many, but this is my favorite. The Miss America Scholarship Organization gives a $50,000 scholarship to a medical school student called the Allman Scholarship. The only requirement is the application, an essay and participation in one local pageant. I judged a pageant in Massachuessetts where such a candidate competed. She was Harvard Medical. Her talent was playing the violin (Mozart) while singing Let Me Entertain You. I hope I capture this visual -- she wore her hair in pigtails, exagerated makeup, a Dirndahl skirt and peasant blouse cut down to her "hoo hoo". She had a set of jugs the size of Heidi's prize winning heifer. I was the only male judge and about half way through she walked to the front of the stage directly in front of me at the judging table and leaned forward and shook those babies for all they were worth while still playing the violin and singing.
She was obviously mocking the entire pageant system. She didn't place at the pageant. Gasp! But ...... she was the NATIONAL winner of the scholarship. Not only did that girl have a set of bodacious ta ta's (for Papa) but she had a set of brass gonads. She is now a physician in Boston.
She was obviously mocking the entire pageant system. She didn't place at the pageant. Gasp! But ...... she was the NATIONAL winner of the scholarship. Not only did that girl have a set of bodacious ta ta's (for Papa) but she had a set of brass gonads. She is now a physician in Boston.
#1278
Posted: 3/1/06 at 9:33am
I can't believe your reign is almost over SOMMSY.....it really was enjoyable reading all your wonderful and funny answers. Now about that Miss America weekend we keep talking about. 
BTW....we still have a free tour of QVC too. 
BTW....we still have a free tour of QVC too.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 3/1/06 at 09:33 AM
#1279
Posted: 3/1/06 at 9:47am
Beacon, I adore Julia's "speech". I have every episode of Designing Women on tape and watch them often.
As to legacy Mom, "He's a nice guy" works for me.
DG ... Oh my!
Yes, Boobs we do have that weekend to do. And we still have to watch Dave Venable hosting the Miss Pennsylvania Pageant for which I won a Regional Emmy Award as Producer (SHAMELESS PLUG!)
As to legacy Mom, "He's a nice guy" works for me.
DG ... Oh my!
Yes, Boobs we do have that weekend to do. And we still have to watch Dave Venable hosting the Miss Pennsylvania Pageant for which I won a Regional Emmy Award as Producer (SHAMELESS PLUG!)
#1280
Posted: 3/1/06 at 9:48am
I can be a HUGE tease, so ...
Truly the hardest part of being MBCoD has to be the selection of the next deserving poster. There are so many wonderful people from which to choose! My first thought was to choose one of my men. If you follow my posts, you know who they are. While they are all wonderful people and all perfect candidates, I don’t like be obvious. The irony that Boobs choose me (an obvious selection) isn’t lost on me. My second list surprisingly (to me) had no men on it at all. There are three women whose written voice and presence here speaks to my deeper, inner self in a powerful way, while at the same time managing to put a grin on my face and causing me to laugh out loud.
Now you wait!
Truly the hardest part of being MBCoD has to be the selection of the next deserving poster. There are so many wonderful people from which to choose! My first thought was to choose one of my men. If you follow my posts, you know who they are. While they are all wonderful people and all perfect candidates, I don’t like be obvious. The irony that Boobs choose me (an obvious selection) isn’t lost on me. My second list surprisingly (to me) had no men on it at all. There are three women whose written voice and presence here speaks to my deeper, inner self in a powerful way, while at the same time managing to put a grin on my face and causing me to laugh out loud.
Now you wait!
#1281
Posted: 3/1/06 at 9:49am
SOMMS - you know I love ya more than my luggage.
Boobs and I are waiting to take you out for a drink after your final walk . . .
Boobs and I are waiting to take you out for a drink after your final walk . . .
#1282
Posted: 3/1/06 at 9:50am
I think I hear the Miss America music starting....time for your final walk down the runway. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1283
Posted: 3/1/06 at 9:53am
I am getting weepy!! SOMMS you go way beyond nice you are awesome!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
Updated On: 3/1/06 at 09:53 AM
#1284
Posted: 3/1/06 at 9:57am
Thank you everyone for an absolutely wonderful day of sharing. It has been an honor and a pleasure.
My choice for MBCoD on this first day of March is a woman who I have to meet. Through her words I know that she is genuine, intuitive, feisty, funny, well-informed and nonjudgemental. My choice is …
My choice for MBCoD on this first day of March is a woman who I have to meet. Through her words I know that she is genuine, intuitive, feisty, funny, well-informed and nonjudgemental. My choice is …
#1286
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:00am
confetti toss!! confetti toss!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#1287
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:01am
YEA !!!!! Perfect choice SOMMSY !!!!
Now if she'd stop jumping up and down I can get this tiara on her head !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1288
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:01am
YAHOO!!!! Oh - you teachers do like to stick together!
Congratulations Kelley! I have to run to work right now but I'll be back later tonight with questions for my favorite panda pal!
Congratulations Kelley! I have to run to work right now but I'll be back later tonight with questions for my favorite panda pal!
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#1289
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:01am
Yes! Kel!!
Hopefully, you will get your wish, SOMMS, on March 11.
Congrats, Kel!
Hopefully, you will get your wish, SOMMS, on March 11.
Congrats, Kel!
Updated On: 3/1/06 at 10:01 AM
#1290
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:02am
oh, how wonderful!
Congrats to our newest Celebrity of the Day!
One of the loveliest members of BWW!
Congrats to our newest Celebrity of the Day!
One of the loveliest members of BWW!
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#1291
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:02am
SOMMS will be there on the 11th?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#1292
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:03am
1st question from me Kel....In our lives we lose touch with some people who we still think about and wonder whatever happen to them....who would be the one person you wish you could hook up with again and why?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1293
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:03am
Congrats to KelRel! A very inspired choice!
SOMMS, I didn't get a chance to pop in yesterday, but you are definitely on my list of posters who I enjoy and don't really interract with much- even more so now!
SOMMS, I didn't get a chance to pop in yesterday, but you are definitely on my list of posters who I enjoy and don't really interract with much- even more so now!
#1294
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:04am
FANTASTIC choice! Congratulations to KelRel!
My first question: we all know you are a big Kevin Smith fan. What is your favorite film of his and why? What is your least favorite and why?
My first question: we all know you are a big Kevin Smith fan. What is your favorite film of his and why? What is your least favorite and why?
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"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#1295
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:04am
Shoot -- I was hoping to get in under the wire to congrats SOMMS since I missed yesterday -- oh well, belated well wishes. I look forward to going back and reading all the posts.
Yeah for KelRel -- enjoy your day in the spotlight.
Yeah for KelRel -- enjoy your day in the spotlight.
#1296
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:05am
Alright, KelRel! What a wonderful choice, can't wait to snoop on you!
#1297
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:06am
congrats, kel. in honor of your being mbcotd, i'll put a hold on the sexually explicit pms, until tomorrow so you can concentrate on answering questions. enjoy your day.
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pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#1298
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:06am
Kel Rel! Fabulous!!
Congratulations and best wishes for a fabulous reign.
1. What is your favorite sandwich filling?
2. What will be your epitaph?
3. What are the last three books you read and which, if any,
would you recommend?
4. Who is your favorite cartoon character?
5. What is your first memory?
Congratulations and best wishes for a fabulous reign.
1. What is your favorite sandwich filling?
2. What will be your epitaph?
3. What are the last three books you read and which, if any,
would you recommend?
4. Who is your favorite cartoon character?
5. What is your first memory?
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#1299
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:07am
Congrats, Kel! Hope your day is great.
Hope your day is great.
What the puck?!
#1300
Posted: 3/1/06 at 10:08am
Congrats! Enjoy your day!
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