Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
#1Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/16/14 at 5:45pm
#2Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/16/14 at 6:49pmHe forgot #13: self centered, twit columnists ... you know .... himself. I can't think of a worse gay than Michael Musto.
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#2Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/16/14 at 6:51pmI can tolerate all of these, except #12.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#3Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/16/14 at 7:35pm
I can't believe all the pearl clutching going on in the comments section there as though Musto is a serious journalist. If you find Musto's humor a bit dated, that's one thing, but to take his column this seriously is just silly. Anyway, this made me laugh:
5. Gays who’ve entered into a life of relative privilege and rights without having any clue as to what struggles came before it. They think all this progress simply appeared out of the sky, and it came about merely for them to enjoy it. These people have never heard of Stonewall, ACT UP, or even Britney Spears’ early years.
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#4Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/17/14 at 12:02am
"I can't think of a worse gay than Michael Musto."
Off the top of my head: Every gay associated with GOProud…
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#5Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/17/14 at 2:46am
. 10. The kind that gab interminably about their sumptuous beach house in Fire Island, Rehoboth, or Fort Lauderdale, but never invite you!
I'm gonna say this one because I love Rehoboth. :3
#6Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/17/14 at 11:36amI'm guilty only of saying 'Hey, gurl, hey,' but like cilantro, I use it sparingly.
#7Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/17/14 at 2:25pmI wouldn't list any of those in my "worst". He just sounds REALLY picky.
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#8Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/17/14 at 2:31pm
That's one of the best things he's written in a long time.
Except for "And don’t even get me started on gays who have dogs that look just like themselves."
He just doesn't get it: That happens by osmosis.
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#9Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/17/14 at 2:51pmThe biggest complaint I had about his article is that it should be a checklist of "how many" because I doubt I know any guys who are only one of those 12 "types".
#10Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/18/14 at 12:37am
Except for "And don’t even get me started on gays who have dogs that look just like themselves."
He just doesn't get it: That happens by osmosis.
Yep...
#11Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/18/14 at 2:18pm
"12. The kind who are so glued to their technology that they have completely lost their ability to communicate in person."
This is no way a gay-centric trait. This is really a modern social behavior issue, not a gay one. And a number of the others on his list are marginally exclusive to the gay community. With a slight tweaking of the descriptions they become universal.
Straight people who travel abroad and don't take advantage of the culture has been an "Ugly American" stereotype for decades.
#12Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/18/14 at 10:22pmlol we all have 12 of these in Dc . plus several more, we have " wont talk to you if your not on the same kickball team"
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
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#13Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/19/14 at 1:17amDo you think Musto has a date to pride now?
#14Michael Musto Breaks Down The 12 Worst Types Of Gay Men
Posted: 6/19/14 at 4:13am
lol we all have 12 of these in Dc . plus several more, we have " wont talk to you if your not on the same kickball team"
Ha! Every DC gay I know is on a kickball team.
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