And now that I'm rolling....here's a few fun tidbits that the bible-beaters tend to leave off from their sermons:
Women are inferior to men: "A man is the image and glory of God; but the woman is the glory of man." (1 Cor. 11:7)
Women are weaker than men: "Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner" (1 Peter 3:7)
Women should be silent in church: "As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches." (1 Cor. 14:34)
Women must not have authority over men: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man." (1 Tim. 2:12-14)
Women are saved through bearing children: "But women will be saved through childbearing." (1 Tim. 2:15)
Women must cut their hair off if they don't cover it: "If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off." (1 Cor. 11:6)
The sight of crap turns God away: "Cover up your excrement so that God will not turn away from you." (Deut. 12-14)
A burning bull carcass is a pleasing odor to God: "The priest is to burn all of the bull on the altar. It is a burnt offering, an offering made by fire, an aroma pleasing to the Lord." (Lev. 1:9)
God awoke like a man from a drunken stupor: “Then the Lord awoke as from sleep, as a man wakes from the stupor of wine.” (Psalm 78:65)
A man struggled with and overcame God: "Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel, because you have struggled with God and with men and have overcome." (Gen. 32:24-2
God searched the animal kingdom for a partner for Adam: "So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds of the air and all the beasts of the field. But for Adam no suitable helper was found." (Gen. 2:20)
Abraham ate pancakes with God: "The Lord appeared to Abraham near the great trees ... So Abraham hurried into the tent to Sarah. "Quick," he said, "get three seahs of fine flour and knead it and bake some bread." ... While they ate, he stood near them under a tree." (Gen. 18:1-
God threatened to force disobedient people into having adulterous sex: "This is what the Lord says: "Before your very eyes I will take your wives and give them to one who is close to you, and he will lie with your wives in broad daylight." (2 Sam. 12:11)
God killed a man for failing to get his brother's wife pregnant: "He spilled his semen on the ground. What he did was wicked in the Lord's sight; so he put him to death also." (Gen. 38:9-10)
Forgive my rant - I'm done for now.
"High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man" - Tears for Fears
Updated On: 8/4/04 at 11:30 PM