Well then it works out well for everyone that you don't go, doesn't it?
For someone who has never been, and is from somewhere where such things don't happen, it can be marvelous fun.
Gumbo, Splash is a large gay club here in New York, and every Monday, for three hours, they play videos of Tony performances, movie musicals, Broadway Under The Stars, Carnegie Hall performances, etc etc, from the past 40 or so years. My friends and I have been going fairly regularly for the past three or four years, and it's generally a really, really good time.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.