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#26

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=276421#ixzz1GzzDw7zK


Excerpts from her latest rant:

Frankly, I'm afraid to say anything about Muslims. Why? Because they kill people. Maybe that's why the liberals kiss up to them fear.

My friend was a flight attendant in the Middle East in the '80s. Isn't that when we started giving them a lot of money for oil? She told me that the Arabs on her flights were suddenly covered with money and didn't know what to do with it: they gave the flight attendants Rolexes for tips: they were doing cocaine in the back with hookers. I guess they were 'backslidden' Muslims. That's a Baptist word for someone temporarily not obeying the rules of their faith. And speaking of Baptists why can't the 'good, peaceful Muslims' denounce the actions of the "bad, violent" Muslims? I'm Baptist, and I denounce the actions of the Westboro Baptist Church. They are not living the way Jesus taught but the opposite. Maybe, just maybe the 'good' Muslims approve of what the 'bad" Muslims are doing! Maybe they are celebrating it, funding it and cheering them on...

This new al Qaida magazine for women has beauty tips and suicidebomber tips! Gimme a break! That is as ridiculous as two men kissing on the mouth! And I don't care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an 'alternate lifestyle'! There I said it! Ridiculous! Did you see Glee this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of Glee what's your agenda? One way tolerance?

Reading the news (the facts, not the liberal media lies) online these days is like watching a comedy horror film. Oh, and speaking of cartoons, my hand keeps trying to draw one, but I keep slapping it! I am afraid of those people!...

But, that doesn't matter. The fact is we are in a war with no name, fighting an enemy that lives on our soil now, next door to us. Not only are they plotting our demise, but laughing at our stupidity, mocking our open arms and freedom, demanding rights above our own and soon the transformation of our churches and synagogues into mosques. President Obama is not helping us. He's helping them.



'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

Updated On: 3/18/11 at 09:24 PM

#27

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

"The word brilliant and the name Victoria Jackson will never appear together in the natural Universe."

You got that right SNAFU. This chick imho was NEVER funny - (similar to Gilbert Gottfried, another zero talent who 30 yrs ago was a screeching maniac on Al Goldstein's porno show on cable, circa 1970s-80).

She is a has been, talentless lunatic who used to have a really good body, was pretty and could do amazing gymnastic tricks. That's about IT. The following Wikipedia link is pretty factual.

Unless she's trying to do an "Andy Kaufman", she's truly nuts, and pathetic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_jackson





Updated On: 3/19/11 at 09:37 PM

#28

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

It's pretty sad when the best celebrity you can get for a talkshow spot or to do a satire video for your political party is Victoria Jackson-bottom of the barrel.

She did Celebrity Fit Club a few years back and was bananas. Clearly, it didn't take.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#29

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

Maybe that's why the liberals kiss up to them fear.

Her writing style is a lot like Mr Roxy's.


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#30

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

I remember her on celebrity fit club. She seemed to have some daddy issues and that whole rapport with her father just was uncomfortable despite the fact I found her insufferably annoying.
#31

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

I remember her doing a song called 'I Am Not A Bimbo' that was cute and funny. I used to perform it whenever I wore a blonde wig.

But, clearly, she IS a bimbo.
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#32

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

How can she rant homophobically like that and then bitch about the intolerance of others?
#33

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

Again, I refer to the school of logic to which Mr Roxy and Ms Jackson subscribe: You can not call yourself "tolerant" if you are not tolerant of the intolerant.
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#34

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

That was my thing too, Phyl. The absolute cluelessness that she was being intolerant even as she spoke against intolerance.
#35

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

It's not clueless. We see this sort of reasoning with Goth and Roxy here all the time. She does not believe that it is impossible to be intolerant. Just like Roxy and Goth don't believe in trying to do anything because things can never be 100% perfect. Why complain about smoking in bars when buses spew exhaust? Tolerance is impossible to achieve so why bother?
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#36

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

Since I don't possess mind-reading capabilities, I'm going with my educated guess - and from everything I've seen of Victoria what's 'er name, it doesn't seem likely that she does much reasoning. I'm sticking to clueless.

We can certainly agree that she's a lunatic?
#37

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

Personally, I think she is auditioning for her own show on FOX. She is trying to out crazy all the other nuts on that network.
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
#39

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

Desperation for attention and fame at any cost is so sad. What a mess she is.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#40

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

Notice how the spine of everything she does seems to be that she's afraid? Fear, fear, fear. What would people like this do without it?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#41

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

What's sad is that she's not the shoo-in for WorldNetDaily's dumbest columnist, as little Chrissy Saterfield is nipping at her heels (and she can't even play the "I starred in a movie with Weird Al once" card to indicate why anyone should give a crap about her gristly brain droppings).

Maybe it's all a way to make Chuck Norris' plagiarism of Hannity transcripts look like Dorothy Parker? Or a way to make Jackie Mason seem funny for the first time since Halley's comet last appeared?
Vintage Chrissy
#42

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

Wow, Calvin. Those last two sentences were sheer genius.

Very nicely done

"Grisly brain droppings" was well done too.
#44

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

She attends Birthdays(Conservative Birthdays, no socialist Birthdays),Weddings (no Gay Weddings please),Party's (preferably Tea Party's)and Bah Mitzvah's (Republican Jews only please)

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
#45

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

She's on HLN right now. What a has-been sack o' wind. Nutty as a squirrel's diet.
"Broadway...I'll lick you yet!"
#46

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

Oh boy, she's got a movie coming up. About a mom who likes to play 20 Questions. I can't wait for the sequel, where we get to watch Jon Voight and Ted "Million Dollar Man" Dibiase play license plate bingo.
Whee!
#48

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

HEY! Leave the bows alone! Shirley Temple wore bows and look what it did for her career!

She is just scar INSANE! Oh, and she has gay friends! She goes off on the Bible and and other crap. She can not stay focused and answer the question.

The Mother of all train wrecks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcYYs0eaiEE&feature=player_embedded#at=313
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

Updated On: 3/22/11 at 07:43 AM

#50

John Waters, I have Found Your Muse!

I remember one bit with Victoria on SNL during the news segment where she was a field reporter who had just finished studying with her linguist in Central America reporting on the Contras that was hysterical. Now, she's just sad to watch.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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