Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

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Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/25/05 at 10:39pm

Said by Nathan Lane on SEX AND THE CITY.

Your favorite line, episode?

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" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#2

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 12:53am

Anthony to Charlotte, who hasn't had sex in a long time - "If you don't put something in there soon, it'll grow over!"

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#3

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 3:19am

omg there are too many good lines in that show.

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Be the change you wish to see in the world.

#4

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 3:33am

Samantha- "You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there! Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!"

Even though the "you men" probably doesn't apply as often on this board...

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Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

#5

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 10:18am

"My boyfriend has funky spunk"

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"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie

#6

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 10:41am

Hmm..there are so many...but here goes one of my faves....

ANTHONY: (to Charlotte) Hold on tight, don't fall off and FOR GOD'S SAKE, keep your legs closed! Noone want's to see the bride's beaver! (He was educating her in how to do the Hora at her wedding..up on the chair...ya know..)

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"Y'all have a GRAND day now"

Updated On: 3/26/05 at 10:41 AM

#7

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 11:22am

I will probably type this wrong, but here was a scene that reminded me a lot of myself:

Charlotte and Carrie on the street, talking about sleeping with guys:

Charlotte: But then again Carrie, do we ever know who we are really sleeping with?
Carrie (voiceover): That was a thing about Charlotte. Sometimes she said things that made perfect sense...
Charlotte: Do you think my hair is too shiny today?
Carrie (voiceover): Then she said something else...


Its not that funny typed out.

#8

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 11:24am

Bunny to Charlotte: "Don't hustle me (out of the apt). This is Chanel!"

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" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

Updated On: 3/26/05 at 11:24 AM

#9

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 1:13pm

haha glebb you were watching HBO last night, weren't you? they played those last 4 episodes of season 5, two of which you have quoted. haha!

i really like when someone wants to have anal sex w/ charlotte and she's telling the girls in the cab and there is a sudden halt.

charlotte: what was that?
girls: a preview.

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Be the change you wish to see in the world.

#10

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 1:48pm

More like the cab slams on its breaks and they all jerk forward. That's one of my favorite scenes ever.

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Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

#11

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 2:45pm

It truly is one of the funniest scenes in TV..when Charlotte gets asked to do something sexually that she's not comfortable with. I don't know if I could post the scene here...it's a bit racy.

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"Y'all have a GRAND day now"

#12

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 2:52pm

I don't remember the quote really at all but Carrie was saying to Samantha about how she complained that her last boyfriend was too small and her current one is too big and then she called her goldie co*ks.

#13

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 3:05pm

No one wants to **** grandma's ****-samantha of course

#14

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 3:31pm

Dear Funky Spunk.... Perhaps a hint of mint?

#15

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/26/05 at 4:16pm

"A squirrel is just a rat in a cuter outfit!" - Carrie

"Clooney is like a Chanel suit: he'll never go out of style" - Carrie (so true!)

"I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been dealt, and accessorize what we've got." - Carrie again

#16

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/27/05 at 9:08am

Samantha: "I'd like to return this vibrator."
Salesman: "Sharper Images does not sell vibrators. It's a neck massager."
Samantha: "Fine, I'd like to return this neck massager. It failed to get me off!"

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" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#17

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/27/05 at 8:56pm

Miranda: "Mr. Broadway has to go tinkle has got to be the gayest sentence ever uttered."

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" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#18

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/27/05 at 9:06pm

Carrie: (to Big) We're so over we need a new word for over.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/27/05 at 9:10pm

On meeting Big's new girlfriend:

Carrie: Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.
Mr. Big: I don't get it.
Carrie: And you never will.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#20

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/27/05 at 9:15pm

Carrie: There are very few things this New Yorker loves as much as Sunday brunch. You can sleep until noon and still get eggs anywhere in the city, alcohol is often included with the meal, and Sunday is the one day a week you get the single woman's sports pages: the New York Times wedding section.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#21

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/27/05 at 9:16pm

Carrie: Hi, I'd like a Cheeseburger, please, a large fries and a Cosmopolitan.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#22

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/27/05 at 9:28pm

Carrie: No matter who broke your heart or how long it takes to heal, you'll never get through it without your friends.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#23

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 3/28/05 at 12:42pm

When Carrie sees the first engagement ring in Aidan's duffle bag--and tells the girls "And then there was the ring The ring was not good.. pear-shaped with a gold band." The look of distaste on Samantha's face , coupled with her holding out her hand as if to shield herself from the unsavory image, is priceless. One of my favorites.

Updated On: 12/19/05 at 12:42 PM

#24

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 12/18/05 at 11:19pm

I wish I could quit you.

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" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#25

re: Mr. Broadway Has To Go Tinkle.

Posted: 12/19/05 at 6:46am

Miranda: "Mr. Broadway has to go tinkle has got to be the gayest sentence ever uttered."

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" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."