Music Man too risque for 5th grade???- Page 2
Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
#25re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 2:32pmWow--I wish my biggest worry was the hidden meaning of musical lyrics.
#26re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 2:37pm
What can I say, my dear, to make it clear
I need you badly, badly, Madam Librarian...Marian
If I stumbled and I busted my what-you-may-call-it
I could lie on your floor
'Till my body had turned to carrion....Madam Librarian.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#27re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 2:51pmMaybe they think she's a real madame, like Belle Watling.
#28re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 2:53pmAnd obviously, she has no need for men once they bust their whatchamacallits.
#29re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 3:00pm"It's a smutty book."
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#30re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 3:19pm
I know all about your standards
And if you don't mind my sayin' so
There's not a man alive
Who could hope to measure up to that blend'a
Paul Bunyan, Saint Pat and Noah Webster
You've got concocted for yourself
Paul Bunyan? No wonder Harold doesn't stand a chance. What average man is going to measure up to that giant?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#31re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 3:25pm
And lets not even talk about that mincing little Wintrop with his lisp. Don't need to spell that one out for you, do I? The Agenda is everywhere these days.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Updated On: 1/17/07 at 03:25 PM
#32re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 3:26pmI've known a few Paul Bunyans in my day...
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#33re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 3:38pm
And that disgusting "Shipoopi" song is clearly a paen to women who preserve their virginity by offering anal sex. Is this really the message we want to give to our impressionable children?
"She will never get sore if you beg her pardon"...disgusting!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#34re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 3:39pmYou really love your lumberjacks, don't you, b12b?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
avab802
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/06
#35re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 5:16pmWhen I was in 7th grade, my social studies teacher (who was about 24 and very cool) got permission to screen Dances With Wolves in class. She just had to fast forward through the couple parts where you see Kevin Costner's bare @ss.
#36re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 5:21pmWhen we watched Romeo and Juliet in freshmen English, our teacher made a big production out of covering up the screen when it showed Juliet's boobies, but she had gotten out of the way by the time Leonard Whiting's ass was showing. Go, Mrs. Funk! (really her name)
#37re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 9:35pmApparently 76 is the new 69.
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#38re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 9:38pm
SINFUL!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#39re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 10:47pm
Wow...and I'm getting ready to show my 4th graders the "Pick a Little" /"Goodnight ladies" scene tomorrow. I could probably get in trouble for :
"That woman made brazen overtures,
With a gilt edged guarantee......"
I mean, heck, I explain this to them, and even 4th graders understand how "she was seen coming and going from his place at all hours" is a little racy, but not awful!
Ah well, I'll reserve her a place in teacher hell, with all the teachers who snuck in the stuff they thought kids should know and wasn't it the curriculum! LOL!
#40re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/17/07 at 10:54pm
Look at her flashing that ankle!
Blasphemy!
Theatre is a safe place to do the unsafe things that need to be done.
-John Patrick Shanley
Urban
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/27/05
#41re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/18/07 at 1:49amYeah way to much ankle! Slut! Whore!
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#42re: Music Man too risque for 5th grade???
Posted: 1/18/07 at 11:23am
Pure Smut!!!!
Mrs. Shinn: Now, George!
Mayor Shinn: Not one poop out of you, Madame!
Mrs. Shinn: [turning to Zaneeta] I think he means "peep"!
Mrs. Paroo: It's a well-known principle that if you keep the flint in one drawer and the steel in the other, you'll never strike much of a fire.
Harold Hill: I rant and I rave for the virtue I'm too late to save / I smile, I grin when the gal with a touch of sin walks in / I hope and I pray for Hester to win just one more "A" / The sadder but wiser girl's the girl for me / The sadder but wiser girl for me.
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