My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

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My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:05pm

It would seem that recently I have become something of a thread serial-killer. It was never my intention and though I probably shouldn't have posted in some of them, their demise was clearly not my fault. I was only standing my ground and they clearly appeared to be threatening and suspicious. Had the threads not existed, none of this would have happened. I'm just sorry they did it to themselves. Hoodies. So...yeah.

Sorry.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:18pm

What? Did someone complain? Please continue to post wherever and however you always have been doing. (not a great sentence but I'm lazy)

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:20pm

Someone needs to bump this every 90 minutes to make sure it stays alive.

....but the world goes 'round

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:46pm

Nobody complained. I was simply turning myself in to avoid prosecution so I won't be found guilty.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:47pm

Who fingered you?

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My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:52pm

Oh, so it's wrong to bash gays but okay to bash yourself? What a hypocrite.

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My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:07pm

If someone got fingered I want video.

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:07pm

I wanted to finger myself because I don't trust others to finger me.

The bash will occur when I am exonerated for the crimes of which make me seem guilty by everyone other than myself.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

Updated On: 3/28/12 at 03:07 PM

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:19pm

I think Brandy said that on ANTM!

You can never have enough fingers...

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

#10

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Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:25pm

She probably did, doodle. She probably did.

Is that a hoodie or are you just angry to see me?

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#11

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Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:32pm

"Hoodies" are always glad to see me.

#12

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Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:41pm

More pathetic than a regional critic!

#13

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Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:42pm

Is that possible? Regional critics are just plankton with laptops.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#14

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Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:47pm

If you haven't been fingered before, Mitt has a very tiny hand.

#15

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:48pm

Who's Mister Matt? That's an honest question.

I mean, I've heard of him, but I don't know who he is.

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#16

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 4:01pm

He kills cereal, growl...you dont want to know any more.

#17

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Posted: 3/28/12 at 4:11pm

Sounds sad as a weeping willow.

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#18

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 4:11pm

Avera St. Luke's Hospital in Aberdeen, South Dakota

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

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Updated On: 3/28/12 at 04:11 PM

#19

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 4:27pm

Well said.

#20

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 4:41pm

"Sloth love Chunk!"

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#21

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 5:49pm

WWDHD

....but the world goes 'round

#22

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 5:59pm

Sad...terribly sad.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#23

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 7:38pm

Also sad

....but the world goes 'round

#24

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/28/12 at 8:30pm

I had no idea her new album would sell well. It came as a complete shock. Who knew?

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#25

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

Posted: 3/29/12 at 6:18am

Never underestimate the purchasing power of the gay community.

....but the world goes 'round

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