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My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

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Mister Matt
#1My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:05pm

It would seem that recently I have become something of a thread serial-killer. It was never my intention and though I probably shouldn't have posted in some of them, their demise was clearly not my fault. I was only standing my ground and they clearly appeared to be threatening and suspicious. Had the threads not existed, none of this would have happened. I'm just sorry they did it to themselves. Hoodies. So...yeah.

Sorry.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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Jane2
#2My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:18pm

What? Did someone complain? Please continue to post wherever and however you always have been doing. (not a great sentence but I'm lazy)


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tazber
#2My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:20pm

Someone needs to bump this every 90 minutes to make sure it stays alive.


....but the world goes 'round

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Mister Matt
#3My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:46pm

Nobody complained. I was simply turning myself in to avoid prosecution so I won't be found guilty.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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doodlenyc
#4My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:47pm

Who fingered you?


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

FindingNamo
#5My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 1:52pm

Oh, so it's wrong to bash gays but okay to bash yourself? What a hypocrite.


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#6My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:07pm

If someone got fingered I want video.

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#7My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:07pm

I wanted to finger myself because I don't trust others to finger me.

The bash will occur when I am exonerated for the crimes of which make me seem guilty by everyone other than myself.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 3/28/12 at 03:07 PM

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doodlenyc
#8My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:19pm

I think Brandy said that on ANTM!

You can never have enough fingers...

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Mister Matt
#9My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:25pm

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She probably did, doodle. She probably did.

Is that a hoodie or are you just angry to see me?


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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doodlenyc
#10My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:32pm

"Hoodies" are always glad to see me.


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Calvin
#11My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:41pm

More pathetic than a regional critic!

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Mister Matt
#12My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:42pm

Is that possible? Regional critics are just plankton with laptops.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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#13My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:47pm

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

If you haven't been fingered before, Mitt has a very tiny hand.

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themysteriousgrowl
#14My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 3:48pm


Who's Mister Matt? That's an honest question.

I mean, I've heard of him, but I don't know who he is.


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doodlenyc
#15My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 4:01pm

He kills cereal, growl...you dont want to know any more.


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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themysteriousgrowl
#16My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 4:11pm


Sounds sad as a weeping willow.


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themysteriousgrowl
#17My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 4:11pm


Avera St. Luke's Hospital in Aberdeen, South Dakota

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies


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Updated On: 3/28/12 at 04:11 PM

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doodlenyc
#18My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 4:27pm

Well said.


"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Mister Matt
#19My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 4:41pm

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

"Sloth love Chunk!"


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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tazber
#20My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 5:49pm

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies

WWDHD


....but the world goes 'round

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Mister Matt
#21My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 5:59pm

Sad...terribly sad.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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tazber
#22My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 7:38pm

Also sad

My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies


....but the world goes 'round

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Mister Matt
#23My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/28/12 at 8:30pm

I had no idea her new album would sell well. It came as a complete shock. Who knew?


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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tazber
#24My Deepest Half-Hearted Apologies
Posted: 3/29/12 at 6:18am

Never underestimate the purchasing power of the gay community.


....but the world goes 'round


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