My Science Teacher is Drunk

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My Science Teacher is Drunk

Posted: 9/24/05 at 10:18pm

We're having a neighborhood party. I just ran into my science teacher, who lives around the corner, and he's completely wasted. In a scary, scary way. What am I supposed to say to him on Monday?

re: My Science Teacher is Drunk

Posted: 9/24/05 at 10:19pm

If he's that drunk, he won't remember that he saw you.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

re: My Science Teacher is Drunk

Posted: 9/24/05 at 10:24pm

Just assume he doesn't remember. Then pretend YOU don't remember.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

re: My Science Teacher is Drunk

Posted: 9/24/05 at 10:28pm

*you walk in*

YOU: Hullo, Mr (insert name) had a nice weekend? *chuckle* oh yes... no need to remind YOU just what a exciting weekend YOU had... remember when you stuck your... wait, haha, this is school... that goat'll NEVER be the same! oh, do we have a quiz?

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

re: My Science Teacher is Drunk

Posted: 9/24/05 at 10:29pm

I could mention the moonbounce he was jumping on at the time...

re: My Science Teacher is Drunk

Posted: 9/24/05 at 10:31pm

moonbounce....oh geez.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

re: My Science Teacher is Drunk

Posted: 9/24/05 at 10:35pm

I'd keep that in your back pocket for when you need to bargain your grade up a notch...

re: My Science Teacher is Drunk

Posted: 9/24/05 at 10:50pm

You can always invite me to deliver a talk on "The Perils of Alcohol"

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re: My Science Teacher is Drunk

Posted: 9/24/05 at 11:43pm

haha if I saw one of my teachers drunk, I would take pictures!

"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D

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re: My Science Teacher is Drunk

Posted: 9/24/05 at 11:48pm

He is a person and sometimes people get drunk.

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