My Valentine's Day Poem

#1

My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:02am

Roses are red.
An orca is a whale.
I hope that Dick Cheney
Never mistakes you for a quail.

Happy Valentine's Day To All

Rich :)

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#2

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:03am

As I said today, the quail at Reza's in Chicago is awesome!

Updated On: 2/14/06 at 12:03 AM

#3

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:04am

Now THAT'S a romantic poem!

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#4

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:11am

Teehee.



Oh that's great.

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#5

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:12am

Mine...and man am I ever gonna get blasted for this one...but please...READ ALL THE WAY TILL THE END.

Sole Purpose
By Akiva

You come inside me
Your smell so familiar
Yet it repulses me
I feel your toes
Wiggling
Tickling
I've been waiting for your touch
To fulfill me
I am bound
These ropes you've tied
Hold me together
And tear me apart
I can tell you like
The feeling of my tounge
I can tell you want me
So we can go for long walks
I am so proud to be yours
Proud to be your shoe


-Akiva

#6

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:22am

Nice poem, wexy! Wishing the same to you.
Ooh, Akiva, don't get me started on shoe symbolism...

#7

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:22am

Wexy = too cool for school. I LOVE that!!!

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#8

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:27am

Haha, that was genius!

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#9

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:28am

Wexy, I'd just like you to know that your poem is now featured in my Valentine's away message (with attribution, naturally).


Feel honored.

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#10

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:33am

Thanks .

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'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

#11

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:34am

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#12

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 1:16am

Okay, Wexy, I'm putting that in my husband's V-Day card. It's perfect for us.

Don't worry. I will give you the appropriate footnote. I'd send royalties but you don't even know who I am, so how would you sue me????

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#13

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 1:25am

unles you're Dan Quayle.......and then it's ok!

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#14

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 1:32am

Akiva - were I not already married . . .

Oh, and if you weren't straight . . .

#15

re: My Valentine's Day Poem

Posted: 2/14/06 at 9:24am

I'm reading too quickly these days. I read that as "My Valentine's Day Porn." Oops.

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