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My Valentine's Day Poem

My Valentine's Day Poem

wexy
#0My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:02am

Roses are red.
An orca is a whale.
I hope that Dick Cheney
Never mistakes you for a quail.

Happy Valentine's Day To All

Rich :)


'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

brdlwyr
#1re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:03am

As I said today, the quail at Reza's in Chicago is awesome!
Updated On: 2/14/06 at 12:03 AM

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NYadgal
#2re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:04am

Now THAT'S a romantic poem!


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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Broadway_Baby
#3re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:11am

Teehee.



Oh that's great.


Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

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Link Larkin Wanabe
#4re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:12am

Mine...and man am I ever gonna get blasted for this one...but please...READ ALL THE WAY TILL THE END.

Sole Purpose
By Akiva

You come inside me
Your smell so familiar
Yet it repulses me
I feel your toes
Wiggling
Tickling
I've been waiting for your touch
To fulfill me
I am bound
These ropes you've tied
Hold me together
And tear me apart
I can tell you like
The feeling of my tounge
I can tell you want me
So we can go for long walks
I am so proud to be yours
Proud to be your shoe


-Akiva

Zyla
#5re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:22am

Nice poem, wexy! Wishing the same to you.
Ooh, Akiva, don't get me started on shoe symbolism...

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Kitzarina
#6re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:22am

Wexy = too cool for school. I LOVE that!!!


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opiv
#7re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:27am

Haha, that was genius!


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Broadway_Baby
#8re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:28am

Wexy, I'd just like you to know that your poem is now featured in my Valentine's away message (with attribution, naturally).


Feel honored.


Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

wexy
#9re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:33am

Thanks .


'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

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Broadway_Baby
#10re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:34am

re: My Valentine's Day Poem


Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

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miss pennywise
#11re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 1:16am

Okay, Wexy, I'm putting that in my husband's V-Day card. It's perfect for us.

Don't worry. I will give you the appropriate footnote. I'd send royalties but you don't even know who I am, so how would you sue me????

re: My Valentine's Day Poem


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Elphaba
#12re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 1:25am

unles you're Dan Quayle.......and then it's ok!


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DG
#13re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 1:32am

Akiva - were I not already married . . .

Oh, and if you weren't straight . . .

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Madame X
#14re: My Valentine's Day Poem
Posted: 2/14/06 at 9:24am

I'm reading too quickly these days. I read that as "My Valentine's Day Porn." Oops.


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