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#26

re: My cat snores


The cat is innocent.
#28

re: My cat snores

How many kittens have you killed?
#29

re: My cat snores


How you digress.
#32

re: My cat snores


aw, jrb

they are so cute
#33

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re: My cat snores

They really are! I love how Parker (the orange cat) looks all dignified in his pic---like he's President. And Katey's just a lil diva.


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#34

re: My cat snores


Katey's got gorgeous eyes in that shot.

Wowsa.

Bet she cons you for treats easy.
#35

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yes, I'm quite smitten for her! Parker is just as cute and just as good at getting treats. They are such sweet cats.
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#36

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Parker's what we'd call a hunk.
#37

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Those two are cuties.
#38

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They look very yin-yang to me, youwantit.
#39

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I was talking about JRB's cuties.

My two are pretty much Yin and Yang in the photo.

I am just glad they like each other.

#40

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I love when kitties sleep together like that--and bathe each other and cuddle. :)

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Updated On: 9/23/05 at 09:15 PM

#41

re: My cat snores


And gallop around the house chasing each other--

in the middle of the night--

just to play...
#42

re: My cat snores

Yes, you had better run for cover when Daytona 500 Hour happens.

Lately, Parker has been a good hunter--we've had some mice. Though, he gets sick from eating their heads.

He loves to pace back and forth in front of a maimed mouse or cockroach, growling at it if it moves.

Katey is a hunter, too. In fact, one night, my BF (at the time) and I woke up to the offering laid between us.

They get mad when you throw their trophy away.
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#43

re: My cat snores


That was no trophy.

That was a gift.

To do their part as provider.

To express their love by sharing with you.

Next time squelch the screech as best you can.
#44

re: My cat snores

One of the only good things about being in a second floor condo is that there are no mice for the cats to share with me.

The big one is quite fond of walking all over me, and at 17 pounds, well, all I can say is thank God I don't have fake boobs, or they would have popped by now!

They are pretty funny to watch tearing after each other - and for some reason, my little one loves to play with bottlecaps.

Go figure.
#45

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Yes, forget cat toys!

Parker loves stuffed animals--he has a pig and a Simba. He attacks them and "kills" them. Then he carries them around the house in his mouth, howling. Then he usually lays it before me or my roomie (their mommy).

But, sometimes, Simba is treated like a 3rd cat. He is placed by the food and water, he is bathed, he is set before the TV to watch (Parker loves TV).

Katey loves bows from presents, shoelaces, wires, pieces of paper or plastic. I have to keep my shoes and ear phones hidden at all times. She has teeth that can cut steel and make Julienne fries!!
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#46

re: My cat snores


Wow.

Pets with pets.
#48

re: My cat snores

Phone cords to my Tivo - I have to connect it every couple of weeks, and they pounce on the damn thing. I am on my third cord already!

There are these cat treats called Kitty Caviar - it is like cat smack - they are junkies for it. It is pretty damn funny watching the little one suddenly become Monster Zorra when that stuff is around. It is almost like you can hear her yell "MOVE OUT OF MY WAY" when she sees it.





#49

re: My cat snores


You mean you only give them FAKE caviar?

Cheapskate.
#50

re: My cat snores

Well, we all have our limits . . .

I don't even like the real caviar.

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