My gay warning label...

#1

My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:20pm

We reclaimed the word "queer" and made it our own. I call my good gay friends "faggot" right to their faces. Now it's time to take the Christian Coalition's suggestion that gay people come with warning labels, and make it our own.

My gay warning label reads:

Light fuse. Get away.

How about yours?

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Updated On: 6/13/05 at 07:20 PM

#2

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:23pm

What a brilliantly original idea. Too bad there aren't already posts like this in the Christian Coalition thread...





oh, wait...

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#3

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:25pm

Yours should be "even crones can be unfunny."

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#4

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:26pm

"DO NOT TOUCH! MAY BURN!"

Sorry, that one SUCKS! I'll think of a better one as the night progesses...

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#5

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:30pm

How about:

Careful. The gay you are about to enjoy is extremely hot.

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#6

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:34pm

How about someone make an instruction booklet for the ultra-conservatives?

The Republican's Guide to the Blue States

with a friendly warning label:

Don't operate near openly flaming homosexuals.

And always know where your Bible is.

#7

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:37pm

No wait, we're getting off track. The idea of this thread is to reclaim the negative from the Christian Coalition and make it a positive for us. (Something Rath, in her usual cognitive sloth, completely missed while trying to mock my creation of this thread. Truth be told, I think her politics lie a bit closer to the Coalition's, and that's great! This is America!)

So insomniak, your warning lable would be:

Flaming gay should not be used near flammable right wing reactionaries.

Guess that includes Rath, too!

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Updated On: 6/13/05 at 07:37 PM

#8

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:39pm

No, darling, I was just pointing out that this was not an original idea. You love to point that out to others, and I was just following your lead.

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#9

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:42pm

Namo, if that label is true, then the whole country is on the verge of explosion.

Which wouldn't really be so bad.

*steps away from the other type of flame on this thread, the budding argument between Namo and Rath* I'll leave you ladies to it.

Updated On: 6/13/05 at 07:42 PM

#10

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:45pm

Wow, that really raises the question of who it is you choose to follow, doesn't it?

Here let me try following your lead (which is odd since I hold you in such contempt, but here's what I would come up with):

Hey Rath, how come you didn't go after all the other people who started Michael Jackson Verdict threads? HUH? HUH? Why the double standard? HUH? HUH? You're always dogging me all the time, every single time I post. Wah, wah, wah.

Here's your warning label Rath, since you chose to be in this thread but not of it:

1. Do not expose Rathnait to light.
2. Do not get Rathnait wet.
3. Above all, no matter how she cries, no matter how much she begs, never, never, feed Rathnait after midnight.

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#11

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:46pm

I love that movie!!!!

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#12

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 7:47pm

Do not taunt Happy fun ball!

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#13

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 8:23pm

Just posted this on the other thread, but should list it here too: Mine would read "Turn off radios- blasting zone!!"

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#14

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 8:42pm

What's mine, Namo?

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#15

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 8:47pm

WARNING: Use of this product has been known to cause euphoria, hallucinogenic delerium and the munchies.

#16

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 9:58pm

Geez Namo -- and you too DG -- Why do always chase me out of hiding?

#17

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 11:34pm

Do not put in trash. Please recycle at nearest Broadway theatre.

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#18

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/13/05 at 11:54pm

Please do not put unwrapped Bwaysinger near Broadway theatre. Bwaysinger is known to spontaneously burst into song, thereby revealing to your fundamental Christian family your dreaded homosexual family secrets.

#19

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:21am

Am I going to hell because I associate with gay men and women? Just to clarify...

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#20

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:26am

Caution: Can cause erections lasting longer than four hours.

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#21

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/14/05 at 1:31am

My warning label:

WARNING: I'M GAY AND PUERTO RICAN

#22

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/14/05 at 4:31am

I don't know why but something about this thread reminded me of a bit that Margaret Cho does on how gay people scare the right wing conservatives. It's at the very end of the clip so just bare with the beginning part...
"Al-Gayda warming up cirque de soilel on my lawn! HELP!!"

NOT FOR PEOPLE OFFENDED BY BAD LANGUAGE!

Updated On: 6/14/05 at 04:31 AM

#23

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/14/05 at 8:26am

WARNING: Been Here, Been There, Been Fabulous, Aren't You Used to It YET?

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#24

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/14/05 at 10:20am

Warning: Gay man may explode or leak

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#25

re: My gay warning label...

Posted: 6/14/05 at 10:30am

Warning: The bitch bites.