My gay warning label...- Page 2

[robbiej]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 10:37am

Warning: Side effects may include injury, infection, diarrhea, constipation, decreased appetite, sleepiness, dizziness, tremor, yawning, sweating, abnormal vision and sexual side effects. But this product most certainly will NOT cause vaginal bleeding.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 10:40am

Warning: Do not climb inside this fag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.

[joeybiltmore1]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 11:34am

Mine fluctuates, but is currently:

All those things you WISH your wife would do? Come see me.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 11:37am

joeybiltmore1--come see ME.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 11:38am

I'm getting mine from actual warning labels. Here's one of my favorites:

Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

I would not use this one for myself:

Warning: May contain small parts.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/14/05 at 11:44am

Perhaps the Christian Coalition should have a warning label:

May cause drowsiness