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#26

re: My gay warning label...

Warning: Side effects may include injury, infection, diarrhea, constipation, decreased appetite, sleepiness, dizziness, tremor, yawning, sweating, abnormal vision and sexual side effects. But this product most certainly will NOT cause vaginal bleeding.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#27

re: My gay warning label...

Warning: Do not climb inside this fag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#28

re: My gay warning label...

Mine fluctuates, but is currently:

All those things you WISH your wife would do? Come see me.
#30

re: My gay warning label...

I'm getting mine from actual warning labels. Here's one of my favorites:

Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

I would not use this one for myself:

Warning: May contain small parts.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#31

re: My gay warning label...

Perhaps the Christian Coalition should have a warning label:

May cause drowsiness
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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