My new favorite website

#1

My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:00pm

Mmmm, smell the dirt.
GOSSIP FOR DAYS!!!!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#2

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:06pm

Name-Bryan Dattilo
Dirt-gay and closeted; of Cuban decent

Be still my heart!

#3

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:10pm

"Name-Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Dirt-gay; now in college on east coast where he is involved with many Gay and Lesbian on campus groups"


Be still MY heart!!!!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#4

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:13pm

Oh, Alicia Keys' entry made me howl!

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#5

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:18pm

Some of these are a little out of date. I don't think John Ritter's sneering at his fans anymore. And, uh, I think it pretty much goes without saying that Britney is "not a virgin."

#6

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:23pm

"I don't think John Ritter's sneering at his fans anymore."

Don't you believe in an afterlife?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 8/2/06 at 01:23 PM

#7

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:25pm

Well, yes, obviously...but some of them are PRICELESS!!!

It's like shopping at Mervyn's...you have to sift through, but you occasionally find a gem.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#8

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:26pm

oh JTT is a total 'mo

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when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

#9

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:26pm

How is Neil Patrick Harris having a nice career on Broadway dirt?

#10

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:28pm

Why can't I seem to go any farther than Nick Carter?

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#11

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:28pm

Name-Ali Landry
Dirt-unfriendly to fans; horrible lumpy breast implants placed too high on her chest


oh yeah, that doesn't sound like bitterness at all

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when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

#12

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:30pm

Zone, you think Mario posted that?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#13

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:32pm

Name-Anderson Cooper
Dirt-likes esctacy and freaky sex; gay and allegedly goes through boyfriends like Kleenex; labeled as a two timer by a former lover; his mother is heiress Gloria Vanderbilt
More dirt-drools nastily when kissing


One night is all I want from him anyway.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#14

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:34pm

RobbO--whatever you do, STAY AWAY FROM THAT WEBSITE!!!

Oh--and Anderson does NOT drool.

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#15

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:35pm

But who likes a sloppy kisser?

One of my favorites:

"Name-Matthew Mc Conaughey
Dirt-gay and very nelly acting; likes to smoke pot, had to pay off an Abercrombie marketing boy because he hit on him so badly at a fashion show in Milan and the boy was going to tell all to the tabs."

Careful, Jakey...

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#16

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:36pm

I'm guessing Debra Monk didn't make this site?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#17

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:40pm

Ah hahaha

"Name-Alyssa Milano
Dirt-as actually eaten ****; on one movie set in Canada, she infuriated a propmaster and after bitching him out, she ordered him to get her something off the craft services table (food bar). He got her a hot dog, but before giving it to her, shoved his **** in it using a pen's inkwell."

Divine has company.

#18

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:41pm

Name - Debra Monk
Dirt-has a crush on a certian lesbian poster on Broadwayworld.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#19

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:42pm

Awww, Boobs. And it's not even my birthday!!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#20

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 1:51pm

Name-Jeff Goldblum
Dirt-will chase anything in a skirt; banged Kristin Davis, Lisa Marie, Laura Dern and an additional cast of thousands

does the last bit of that one make anyonbe else laugh?



ETA

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Name-Kate Moss
Dirt-former heroin addict; allegdly has fat **** lips




ETA

Name-Marcus Schenkenburg
Dirt-bi-sexual with Jean Beauvoir; dated Pamela Anderson Lee; squandered most of his modeling earnings, likes having sex with well hung men


But honestly, who doesn't?

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when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

Updated On: 8/2/06 at 01:51 PM

#21

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 2:01pm

Zone, the Kate Moss entry made me laugh...and shudder!

Why does it stop at N?

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#22

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 2:02pm

Because none of the celebrites with names O-Z are the least bit interesting. Except Pia Zadora.

Updated On: 8/2/06 at 02:02 PM

#23

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 2:05pm

Name-Nick Carter
Dirt-has gotten fat and doesn't seem to care


well good for him, the old fat bastard that he is.

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when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

#24

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 2:34pm

LOLOL

The Betty Buckley one kills me.

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#25

re: My new favorite website

Posted: 8/2/06 at 3:37pm

Fun, but it's no pornotube.

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"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter