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Mystery Date: Convict Edition

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Borstalboy
#1Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 4:04pm


Which HUNKY criminal will be YOUR date?


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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Jordan Catalano
#2Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 4:06pm

Yes, Please.

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

#2Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 4:08pm

John Waters has always said "Everyone looks better under arrest!"

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SNAFU
#3Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 4:31pm

Ummmmm "Down to Boink" IS NOT written on his forehead!


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

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#4Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 7:02pm

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

I'll take that one for $500, Alex.

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TheatreDiva90016
#5Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 7:28pm

He's already mine....

Too late.


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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StockardFan
#6Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 8:01pm

I like the first guy. Amazing eyes.


KFTC!!!!!

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StockardFan
#7Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 8:02pm

And by that I meant the first guy Jordan posted here.


KFTC!!!!!

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Borstalboy
#8Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 8:06pm

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Those pillowy lips...those dreamy eyes...the sexy domestic violence charge...


How will I sign my new name?


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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StockardFan
#9Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 8:08pm

Ooooh, he's cute too!


KFTC!!!!!

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Playbilly
#10Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:22pm

So young, so bad, so what!!!


"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

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Jordan Catalano
#11Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:23pm

Is it bad to fantasize about domestic abusers?

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Playbilly
#12Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:31pm

No worse that fantasizing about your steroid, photoshopped avatars. You're good.


"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

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Playbilly
#13Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:32pm

And, Jordan, they were all framed.


"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

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Kad
#14Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 11:15pm

Mystery Date: Convict Edition



He's got me publicly intoxicated.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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NYadgal
#15Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 11:24pm

I've never seen so many shirtless mug shots!

...am thinking they aren't really real. Right?


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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Kad
#16Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 11:41pm

Well, to be fair, the shirtless ones are also the ones booked for being drunk in public. And they probably got the police suspicious because they were not clothed.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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