Which HUNKY criminal will be YOUR date?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
John Waters has always said "Everyone looks better under arrest!"
Ummmmm "Down to Boink" IS NOT written on his forehead!
He's already mine....
Too late.
I like the first guy. Amazing eyes.
And by that I meant the first guy Jordan posted here.
Those pillowy lips...those dreamy eyes...the sexy domestic violence charge...
How will I sign my new name?
So young, so bad, so what!!!
Is it bad to fantasize about domestic abusers?
No worse that fantasizing about your steroid, photoshopped avatars. You're good.
And, Jordan, they were all framed.
He's got me publicly intoxicated.
I've never seen so many shirtless mug shots!
...am thinking they aren't really real. Right?
Well, to be fair, the shirtless ones are also the ones booked for being drunk in public. And they probably got the police suspicious because they were not clothed.
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