Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 4:04pm
Which HUNKY criminal will be YOUR date?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#2Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 4:08pmJohn Waters has always said "Everyone looks better under arrest!"
#3Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 4:31pmUmmmmm "Down to Boink" IS NOT written on his forehead!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#5Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 7:28pm
He's already mine....
Too late.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#6Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 8:01pmI like the first guy. Amazing eyes.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#7Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 8:02pmAnd by that I meant the first guy Jordan posted here.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#8Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 8:06pm
Those pillowy lips...those dreamy eyes...the sexy domestic violence charge...
How will I sign my new name?
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#10Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:22pmSo young, so bad, so what!!!
#11Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:23pmIs it bad to fantasize about domestic abusers?
#12Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:31pmNo worse that fantasizing about your steroid, photoshopped avatars. You're good.
#13Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:32pmAnd, Jordan, they were all framed.
#14Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 11:15pm
He's got me publicly intoxicated.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#15Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 11:24pm
I've never seen so many shirtless mug shots!
...am thinking they aren't really real. Right?
#16Mystery Date: Convict Edition
Posted: 2/26/13 at 11:41pmWell, to be fair, the shirtless ones are also the ones booked for being drunk in public. And they probably got the police suspicious because they were not clothed.
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