Mystery Date: Convict Edition

#1

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 4:04pm

Which HUNKY criminal will be YOUR date?

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#2

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 4:06pm

Yes, Please.

#3

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 4:08pm

John Waters has always said "Everyone looks better under arrest!"

#4

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 4:31pm

Ummmmm "Down to Boink" IS NOT written on his forehead!

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#5

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 7:02pm

I'll take that one for $500, Alex.

#6

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 7:28pm

He's already mine....

Too late.

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#7

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 8:01pm

I like the first guy. Amazing eyes.

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KFTC!!!!!

#8

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 8:02pm

And by that I meant the first guy Jordan posted here.

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KFTC!!!!!

#9

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 8:06pm

Those pillowy lips...those dreamy eyes...the sexy domestic violence charge...


How will I sign my new name?

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#10

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 8:08pm

Ooooh, he's cute too!

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KFTC!!!!!

#11

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:22pm

So young, so bad, so what!!!

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#12

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:23pm

Is it bad to fantasize about domestic abusers?

#13

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:31pm

No worse that fantasizing about your steroid, photoshopped avatars. You're good.

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"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

#14

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 10:32pm

And, Jordan, they were all framed.

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"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

#15

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 11:15pm

He's got me publicly intoxicated.

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#16

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 11:24pm

I've never seen so many shirtless mug shots!

...am thinking they aren't really real. Right?

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#17

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 11:41pm

Well, to be fair, the shirtless ones are also the ones booked for being drunk in public. And they probably got the police suspicious because they were not clothed.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#18

Mystery Date: Convict Edition

Posted: 2/26/13 at 11:46pm

He's not shirtless, but...