Name One Invention That You Want To Un-invent- Page 3

[Calvin]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 1:30pm

Robb, is that what Ron Popeil uses to make his lips bigger?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 1:43pm

"I actually walked up to her and asked why everyone on the street had to hear her conversation."

Janie, just join in the conversation...comment on what they are saying...comment on how ugly the person's outfit is...or just laugh like something was hysterical.

[Jane2]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 1:53pm

Doodle, I'll try to remember to be jocular (like that word?) instead of ornery next time!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 2:38pm

OUTSOURCING

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 2:41pm

HDThoreau2's ISP

[Elphaba]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 2:45pm

best one so far, just

[Elphaba]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 2:50pm

thong underwear
mens hairpieces
Idaho
cologne (way too many men and women do not know when to stop)
clothes for cats and dogs

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 2:59pm

WORD on the Heelys. I hate having to dodge those little brats zipping by me at the mall. And you just know that when one finally trips and cracks their head open, the mall will be sued.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 3:11pm

dont dodge them...take them down!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 3:13pm

'But Officer, my trick knee went out, I had NO idea that child was "riding" by!!"

[peach]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 4:15pm

Crocs (I think they're supposed to be shoes?)

Maybe they are just not my style. And they are EVERYWHERE.

While I'm at it, fanny packs.

[Raviolisun]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 4:31pm

Crocs
Rolling backpacks
Heelys

My "Instant Way To Tell That You're Lame" list.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 4:47pm

All the people saying guns apparently don't have a decent grasp of history.

[mominator]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:04pm

Cold calling tele-marketers.

[Weez]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:07pm

Any sort of luggage that you drag on the ground behind you, with the exception of really enormous suitcases. The really enormous suitcases are just about excusable because they're heavy as hell to lift and you're probably only taking them on holiday with you anyway. Anything smaller is a ****ing trip hazard and I loathe them beyond measure. Pick it up and carry it, you lazy bastards!

[polly2]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:13pm

homework & midterms

& finals while i'm at it

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:23pm

Scrunchies.

[Jane2]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:49pm

"Pick it up and carry it, you lazy bastards!"

Well, I'm not able to lift packed medium and some small sized luggage from my home, blocks to the subway, through Penn Station and onto the train.

Signed, lazy bastard.

[Weez]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 6:59pm

At the very least, don't start off carrying it then drop it to the floor, leaving the person directly behind you to trip over as you keep moving but your hitherto-unsuspected luggage takes a second or two to catch up. Busy train stations are NOT the place to deploy this manoeuvre.

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 7:36pm

ron pop what, calvin?

[chinkie azn jai]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 8:06pm

Finals and AP classes/tests.

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 9:02pm

Boner pills.

[Jane2]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 9:16pm

"Busy train stations are NOT the place to deploy this manoeuvre. "

Now I know you have to be kidding.A busy train station is precisely THE PLACE a person may have to deploy that manoeuvre. oy.

Updated On: 7/10/07 at 09:16 PM

[Yawper]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 9:42pm

the transistor

[another_reprise]

Posted: 7/10/07 at 11:55pm

plastic surgery...
if you need it that's one thing, but if your nose "bumps" on the end and you don't like it, suck it up and donate the money to charity or some other worthy cause...
I hate vanity.