#51
Posted: 7/10/07 at 1:30pm
Robb, is that what Ron Popeil uses to make his lips bigger?
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#52
Posted: 7/10/07 at 1:43pm
"I actually walked up to her and asked why everyone on the street had to hear her conversation."
Janie, just join in the conversation...comment on what they are saying...comment on how ugly the person's outfit is...or just laugh like something was hysterical.
Janie, just join in the conversation...comment on what they are saying...comment on how ugly the person's outfit is...or just laugh like something was hysterical.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#53
Posted: 7/10/07 at 1:53pm
Doodle, I'll try to remember to be jocular (like that word?) instead of ornery next time!
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#54
Posted: 7/10/07 at 2:38pm
OUTSOURCING
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#55
Posted: 7/10/07 at 2:41pm
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"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------
"I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
#56
Posted: 7/10/07 at 2:45pm
best one so far, just
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#57
Posted: 7/10/07 at 2:50pm
thong underwear
mens hairpieces
Idaho
cologne (way too many men and women do not know when to stop)
clothes for cats and dogs
mens hairpieces
Idaho
cologne (way too many men and women do not know when to stop)
clothes for cats and dogs
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#58
Posted: 7/10/07 at 2:59pm
WORD on the Heelys. I hate having to dodge those little brats zipping by me at the mall. And you just know that when one finally trips and cracks their head open, the mall will be sued.
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#59
Posted: 7/10/07 at 3:11pm
dont dodge them...take them down!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#60
Posted: 7/10/07 at 3:13pm
'But Officer, my trick knee went out, I had NO idea that child was "riding" by!!"
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#61
Posted: 7/10/07 at 4:15pm
Crocs (I think they're supposed to be shoes?)
Maybe they are just not my style. And they are EVERYWHERE.
While I'm at it, fanny packs.
Maybe they are just not my style. And they are EVERYWHERE.
While I'm at it, fanny packs.
#62
Posted: 7/10/07 at 4:31pm
Crocs
Rolling backpacks
Heelys
My "Instant Way To Tell That You're Lame" list.
Rolling backpacks
Heelys
My "Instant Way To Tell That You're Lame" list.
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
#63
Posted: 7/10/07 at 4:47pm
All the people saying guns apparently don't have a decent grasp of history.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#64
Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:04pm
Cold calling tele-marketers.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#65
Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:07pm
Any sort of luggage that you drag on the ground behind you, with the exception of really enormous suitcases. The really enormous suitcases are just about excusable because they're heavy as hell to lift and you're probably only taking them on holiday with you anyway. Anything smaller is a ****ing trip hazard and I loathe them beyond measure. Pick it up and carry it, you lazy bastards!
#66
Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:13pm
homework & midterms
& finals while i'm at it
& finals while i'm at it
In your choice is your talent. ~Adler
Acting is the art of speaking in a loud clear voice and the avoidance of bumping into the furniture. ~Alfred Lunt
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Acting is the art of speaking in a loud clear voice and the avoidance of bumping into the furniture. ~Alfred Lunt
http://www.myspace.com/pollyhidalgo
#67
Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:23pm
Scrunchies.
http://preppylife.tumblr.com/
#68
Posted: 7/10/07 at 5:49pm
"Pick it up and carry it, you lazy bastards!"
Well, I'm not able to lift packed medium and some small sized luggage from my home, blocks to the subway, through Penn Station and onto the train.
Signed, lazy bastard.
Well, I'm not able to lift packed medium and some small sized luggage from my home, blocks to the subway, through Penn Station and onto the train.
Signed, lazy bastard.
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#69
Posted: 7/10/07 at 6:59pm
At the very least, don't start off carrying it then drop it to the floor, leaving the person directly behind you to trip over as you keep moving but your hitherto-unsuspected luggage takes a second or two to catch up. Busy train stations are NOT the place to deploy this manoeuvre. 
#70
Posted: 7/10/07 at 7:36pm
ron pop what, calvin?
XING
PED
PED
#71
Posted: 7/10/07 at 8:06pm
Finals and AP classes/tests.
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
#72
Posted: 7/10/07 at 9:02pm
Boner pills.
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#73
Posted: 7/10/07 at 9:16pm
"Busy train stations are NOT the place to deploy this manoeuvre. "
Now I know you have to be kidding.A busy train station is precisely THE PLACE a person may have to deploy that manoeuvre. oy.
Now I know you have to be kidding.A busy train station is precisely THE PLACE a person may have to deploy that manoeuvre. oy.
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Updated On: 7/10/07 at 09:16 PM
#75
Posted: 7/10/07 at 11:55pm
plastic surgery...
if you need it that's one thing, but if your nose "bumps" on the end and you don't like it, suck it up and donate the money to charity or some other worthy cause...
I hate vanity.
if you need it that's one thing, but if your nose "bumps" on the end and you don't like it, suck it up and donate the money to charity or some other worthy cause...
I hate vanity.
Does the sun really rise in the east?
Does the earth really spin around the sun?
What's it matter in the least?
What's real to me ain't real to everyone.
Does the earth really spin around the sun?
What's it matter in the least?
What's real to me ain't real to everyone.
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