Need a Holiday job? (Auditions and team now posted)
Need a Holiday job? (Auditions and team now posted)
#1Need a Holiday job? (Auditions and team now posted)
Posted: 10/28/09 at 10:30am
$10,000 for 6 Weeks! Be an Ambassador for Charmin.
http://www.charmin.com/en_US/enjoy-the-go/index.php
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Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#2re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 10:58amI know! I'm still chuckling over the description and qualifications.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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#3re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 11:33am
Are they really launching "enjoy the go" as a slogan.
That is just too much.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 11:41amTaz, it's a big improvement over their first idea "Ah, the smell of it!"
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#5re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 12:14pm
Greet and entertain bathroom guests?! By doing what?
Does anyone want to be entertained when they go to the bathroom?
CAX
Featured Actor Joined: 8/12/09
#6re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 12:19pmI'm sure George Michael WILL be submitting an inquiry of interest.
#7re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 12:20pm
Japanese toddlers do, blue.
Check out this cartoon potty training video
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Salve, Salve Regina
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Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
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#8re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 1:02pm
If I'm not mistaken, I remember from 2007 some guy standing outside of it wearing a toilet costume. Just what I want to do for $10,000. Actually, for that money, who cares how embarrassing and weird it is.
I just want to know why they have this set up around Christmas and not any other time of the year. I get there are tourists around, but there are the rest of the year too.
#9re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 1:12pmHmm...now that Larry Craig is no longer in the Senate, he's probably looking for work, right?
#10re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 4:37pm
The part that makes me nervous is "All candidates must really, really, really enjoy going to the bathroom."
I might be able to give you two "reallys," but after that, I don't know . . .
#11re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 4:39pm
Isnt that a "kind of depends" question?
Oh, I made a pun!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#12re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 5:23pmI guess it comes in handy for New Years Eve...
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#13re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 6:07pm
That is such good money I am going for it.
I intend on being the first in line.
10,000 will almost pay a years rent. 
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Updated On: 10/28/09 at 06:07 PM
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#14re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 7:13pmAmong the many wisdoms that come with age is that you start to "really, really, really enjoy going to the bathroom."
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#16re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/29/09 at 1:06pm
They pay to pee.
Maybe I should wear pigtails and dress as Little Sally.
With a sign on me URINETOWN.
Updated On: 10/29/09 at 01:06 PM
#17re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/29/09 at 1:38pmDidn't Cruel Sandwich start a thread many moons ago that was titled something like, "Do you enjoy going to the bathroom?" Maybe he should apply!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#18re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/29/09 at 2:05pmCorine, please do dress that way. I think it would make you a shoo-in for the job.
JudasIscariot
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/05
#19re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/29/09 at 2:17pmThe sad thing is that I will in all seriousness probably apply for this job. The only thing sadder than that is my extreme love for the porcelain goddess.
#20re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/29/09 at 7:23pmdanmag, have you sent your resume yet........don't forget to add all that recent plumbing experience you've acquired!
#21re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 11/5/09 at 7:43pm
Did anyone go today? LOL! I can't lie, I did. I'm actually disappointed with how I did, but oh well. They only pick 5 people out of the hundreds that applied, so it isn't a big deal. This is definitely one of the most random things I have ever done.
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#22re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 11/6/09 at 5:17pm
I was planning on going but then got so busy editing that I didn't go. What did they ask and what did you have to do. I don't have professional headshots so I didn't think I would qualify and even though I would have loved the money I was nervous. Oh well. Hope you get it.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#23re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 11/6/09 at 10:39pmCorine, you can't hold a job for more than six weeks anyhow, so why bother?
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#24re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 11/7/09 at 9:53am
I have been working for the same company for 8 years and over 4 years running a website. I work on commission but I have been working for the same company for 8 years. In this economy though I could use extra money and 10,000 would not hurt.
Sad I missed that audition. It would be fun.
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