Need a Holiday job? (Auditions and team now posted)
Need a Holiday job? (Auditions and team now posted)
#1Need a Holiday job? (Auditions and team now posted)
Posted: 10/28/09 at 10:30am
$10,000 for 6 Weeks! Be an Ambassador for Charmin.
http://www.charmin.com/en_US/enjoy-the-go/index.php
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Updated On: 11/24/09 at 10:30 AM
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Phyllis Rogers Stone
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#2re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 10:58amI know! I'm still chuckling over the description and qualifications.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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#3re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 11:33am
Are they really launching "enjoy the go" as a slogan.
That is just too much.
....but the world goes 'round
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Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 11:41amTaz, it's a big improvement over their first idea "Ah, the smell of it!"
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#5re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 12:14pm
Greet and entertain bathroom guests?! By doing what?
Does anyone want to be entertained when they go to the bathroom?
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#6re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 12:19pmI'm sure George Michael WILL be submitting an inquiry of interest.
#7re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 12:20pm
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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#8re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 1:02pm
If I'm not mistaken, I remember from 2007 some guy standing outside of it wearing a toilet costume. Just what I want to do for $10,000. Actually, for that money, who cares how embarrassing and weird it is.
I just want to know why they have this set up around Christmas and not any other time of the year. I get there are tourists around, but there are the rest of the year too.
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#9re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 1:12pmHmm...now that Larry Craig is no longer in the Senate, he's probably looking for work, right?
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#10re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 4:37pm
The part that makes me nervous is "All candidates must really, really, really enjoy going to the bathroom."
I might be able to give you two "reallys," but after that, I don't know . . .
#11re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 4:39pm
Isnt that a "kind of depends" question?
Oh, I made a pun!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
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#12re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 5:23pmI guess it comes in handy for New Years Eve...
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#13re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 6:07pm
That is such good money I am going for it.
I intend on being the first in line.
10,000 will almost pay a years rent. 
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Updated On: 10/28/09 at 06:07 PM
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Joined: 12/31/69
#14re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/28/09 at 7:13pmAmong the many wisdoms that come with age is that you start to "really, really, really enjoy going to the bathroom."
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#16re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/29/09 at 1:06pm
They pay to pee.
Maybe I should wear pigtails and dress as Little Sally.
With a sign on me URINETOWN.
Updated On: 10/29/09 at 01:06 PM
#17re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/29/09 at 1:38pmDidn't Cruel Sandwich start a thread many moons ago that was titled something like, "Do you enjoy going to the bathroom?" Maybe he should apply!
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#18re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/29/09 at 2:05pmCorine, please do dress that way. I think it would make you a shoo-in for the job.
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JudasIscariot
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/05
#19re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/29/09 at 2:17pmThe sad thing is that I will in all seriousness probably apply for this job. The only thing sadder than that is my extreme love for the porcelain goddess.
#20re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 10/29/09 at 7:23pmdanmag, have you sent your resume yet........don't forget to add all that recent plumbing experience you've acquired!
#21re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 11/5/09 at 7:43pm
Did anyone go today? LOL! I can't lie, I did. I'm actually disappointed with how I did, but oh well. They only pick 5 people out of the hundreds that applied, so it isn't a big deal. This is definitely one of the most random things I have ever done.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
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Updated On: 11/5/09 at 07:43 PM
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#22re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 11/6/09 at 5:17pm
I was planning on going but then got so busy editing that I didn't go. What did they ask and what did you have to do. I don't have professional headshots so I didn't think I would qualify and even though I would have loved the money I was nervous. Oh well. Hope you get it.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#23re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 11/6/09 at 10:39pmCorine, you can't hold a job for more than six weeks anyhow, so why bother?
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#24re: Need a Holiday job?
Posted: 11/7/09 at 9:53am
I have been working for the same company for 8 years and over 4 years running a website. I work on commission but I have been working for the same company for 8 years. In this economy though I could use extra money and 10,000 would not hurt.
Sad I missed that audition. It would be fun.
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