I spent NYE at The Cubbyhole last year after I fled Times Square. BEST. NEW YEARS. EVER.
Oh, and I was in Duane Reade on 12.31.08 and the elderly woman in front of me in line asked me what I was doing for NYE. I told her I was going to stand in Times Square. She said she'd hold my place in line while I grabbed DEPENDS and xanax. "You'll need them, " she said. As she was leaving she turned to us and said, "have fun getting peed on." I should have heeded her warning.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello