New energy drink 'Cocaine' is 350 times stronger than Red Bull
New energy drink 'Cocaine' is 350 times stronger than Red Bull
#0New energy drink 'Cocaine' is 350 times stronger than Red Bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 12:28pm
Apparently the response to both the name and the drink have been overwhelmingly positive. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, but the whole thing just doesn't seem right to me.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2459718&page=1
I especially like that they put a "throat numbing ingredient" in there to pay homage to its namesake.
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
#1new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 12:32pmi think that people will line up for it.
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#2new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 12:34pm
I've barely slept all week.
Where do I purchase this liquid magic?
#3new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 12:34pm*plants lawn chair firmly behind Papa's*
#4new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 12:36pm
I've preordered a case.
Mama, I'm gonna be thin again...THIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
!!!!!!
(ETA: Just read the link...it's 350 PERCENT stronger, which actually means it's only three and a half TIMES stronger than Red Bull)
#5new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 12:37pmit's gonna have people going off the rails.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#6new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 12:37pmThe most important question: How well does it mix with vodka? 'Cause that's the only way I'll drink Red Bull.
#7new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 12:37pm
"He describes Cocaine, the new beverage, as a "fruity, atomic fireball" drink."
Sounds delish!
#8new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 12:40pm
"it's gonna have people going off the rails. "
Funny papa...little inside joke?
mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
#9new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 12:57pmYummy more toxic chemicals people can enjoy now and b!tch about later.
#10new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 12:59pmi have no idea what you mean, lil. the suggestion you make is so wild it literally makes me snort with laughter.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#11new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 1:00pm
See, now you've crossed a line, Papa.
#12new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 1:01pmIf you don't stop it right now, I am going to CUT you bitches.
#13new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 1:02pmpapa, you hit it on the nose. Candy is sweet, but this drink is sweeter.
#14new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 1:04pmJust a lil BUMP
#15new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 1:07pmthis thing s'no joke.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#16new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 1:08pmYou know, winter's almost here...I think we should plan a little skiing trip, don't you?
#17new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 1:08pm
depends. do you know where to find some the good powder?
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#18new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 1:15pm
on drinkcocaine.com
"Where can I buy Cocaine? Check out our dealers"
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#19new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 1:41pmIn America, first you get the soda, then you get the power, then you get the women.
#20new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 3:30pmOh Great - now we'll not only have millions of stupid idiots having very personal converstions LOUDLY on their cell phones in public, but they'll be high as a kite and knocking about like random hurtling pinballs, pushing everying out of their way. Just frigging wonderful.
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Broadway Star Joined: 9/27/06
#21new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 3:39pmOh lord what's next, chocolate flavored heroin?
#22new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 3:44pmI would imagine they'll spend a great deal of time in the bathroom too, redhot.
#23new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 3:45pmHi Redhot!!!
#24new energy drink 'cocaine' is 350 times stronger than red bull
Posted: 10/5/06 at 3:46pmI am trotting to Hello Deli directly after work today to pick up this beverage, and I will post a full review later.
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