No...THESE are the worst movies ever made!

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No...THESE are the worst movies ever made!

Posted: 4/4/08 at 12:37pm

According to IMDB.COM.

How I missed ANUS MAGILICUTTI, I'll never know.
The Bottom 100

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re: No...THESE are the worst movies ever made!

Posted: 4/4/08 at 12:39pm

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#3

re: No...THESE are the worst movies ever made!

Posted: 4/4/08 at 12:41pm

I haven't seen ONE of those...guess I dodged the ANUS...as I am wont to do.

#4

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 12:44pm

I hope Netflicks is prepared.

#5

re: No...THESE are the worst movies ever made!

Posted: 4/4/08 at 12:45pm

SANTA WITH MUSCLES starring Hulk Hogan.

Actual tagline: He's naughty, He's nice, and He's coming to save Christmas.

My God. Where has this film been all my life?

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#6

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 1:00pm

Wow, I didn't even know Paris Hilton made another movie. THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE must have really went under the radar! I don't remember seeing anything about this film (thank goodness).

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 1:19pm

I'm very surprised by the lack of Pia Zadora films. Butterfly? The Lonely Lady? Voyage of the Rock Aliens? Not even Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? Wow...I completely shocked. Even more shocking is the lack of Sybill Danning flicks.

#8

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 1:30pm

This list is crap...only 3 or 4 films before 1990 made it to the worst list? c'mon!

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 2:43pm

I have to agree with Battlefield Earth. Definitely one of the worst I've seen. And I remember seeing that Santa Claus movie on TV when I was little. The one where the Devil keeps trying to prevent him from delivering toys. It was one of the first films I ever saw dubbed in English. I remember not being at all interested in the film, but I was fascinated at the way their lips didn't match the dialogue.

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#10

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 2:51pm

None of my picks for worst made that list, so I don't agree with it. At all.

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 3:16pm

Seriously, no Lonely Lady? I am with Bobby on this, Pia is "egregiously overlooked."

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#12

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 4:09pm

I'm putting in another vote for "The Lonely Lady".
This film made me what I am today.

#13

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 5:01pm

And what would that be? Lonely? A lady? Drunk on Dubonnet?

#14

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 5:23pm

All three. And proud of it.

#15

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 5:31pm

only one I saw was Battlefiled Earth....absolutely horrid

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 8:19pm

Meatballs 4! now that sound like a good one.

#17

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Posted: 4/4/08 at 9:00pm

I actually saw Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie once...I was babysitting...and it wasn't *That* atrocious.

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Posted: 4/5/08 at 4:49pm

I get the feeling that the voters are really too young to have seen much of the great crapola filmed in the 70s. and repeated on late night TV in the 70s. All those recent movies on there, I simply would never have watched. But back in the day of 3 Channels, you watched what was on. If you were a kid. Stuck at home.

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#19

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Posted: 4/5/08 at 5:22pm

If you haven't seen Jail Bait and you love bad cinema, go get a copy of that Ed Wood classic.
While you're there, get Bride of the Monster, Glen or Glenda and, of course, Plan Nine from Outer Space.

#20

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Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:19am

Hmm, that list is pretty awful but it is missing some serious pieces of crap. I won't even bother thinking of my all-time list, because it is far too long, but thinking recently and in mainstream terms, I have some suggestions. For example, I will never get the hours back I spent watching the American adaptation of ONE MISSED CALL and the film adaptation of JUMPER.

Especially JUMPER. Ohhhh, JUMPER. Good times bashing that one. Good freakin' times.

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#21

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Posted: 4/6/08 at 4:16am

I haven't seen one of them.

I came close! I saw Creep Show 2 on cable, but not Creep Show 3.

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#22

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Posted: 4/6/08 at 5:34am

I've seen a hand full of those

House of the Dead
Chairman of the Board
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
Simon Sez
a good chunk of Alone in the Dark
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