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No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:12pm

What's a girl to do???
Here's the link...but the other is working for me.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6308419/
Toy Ban In Mississippi

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Updated On: 3/23/06 at 01:12 PM

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:15pm

Missing link.

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re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:16pm

hmmm...maybe it's time to start up that online sextoy shop...seems alot of Mississippians will be logging on!

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re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:16pm

I would like to issue a fatwa on these legislators.

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:18pm

Well - you can always go over to Texas and get drunk... oh wait...

So today we have learned:
It is illegal to get drunk in a Texas bar
It is illegal to use a toy in Mississippi

Oy vey.

Updated On: 3/23/06 at 01:18 PM

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:20pm

I think I'm stayin above the Mason Dixon for awhile...I need my toys and booze!

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:21pm

But queer-beating is still the official state sport of Alabama, so at least there's a little entertainment left for the good old boys of the South (and Southwest, you picky Texans).

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:26pm

Texas = South West? What?

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:27pm

Texans can't make up their mind if they're South or Southwest. Really, they think they're special enough for their own geographic designation.

#10

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:29pm

How bout we just cede it back to Mexico and call it a day??

Updated On: 3/23/06 at 01:29 PM

#11

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:29pm

To me, it's Texas. Enough said.

True, Texas is west of the Mississippi, and there aren't a lot of plantations or anything, but still.

It's Texas. Leave it at that.

#12

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:30pm

As long as we could keep Austin. It could be kinda like our own West Berlin.

#13

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:31pm

Well, this is even more reason for Kitzy to never visit Mississippi.

Jesus never said, "Thou shalt not use sex toys."

If he did, I would have to seriously reconisder my stance on Christianity.

Plus, judging by that quote about Missisppi being 62% overweight, methinks they need sex toys more than any of us.

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#14

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:32pm

Yes, you can keep me as long as you want.

(My name is Austin.)

#15

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:40pm

Kitzy, fat people will ALWAYS sleep with other fat people. It's my sincere opinion that fat people get married far more often because they know that marriage is the only way they'll even occasionally get some. Especially now, without the Rabbit.

#16

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:42pm

Plus, it's great for flour sales.

#17

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 1:58pm

You just had to go there, didn't you Calvin?

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#18

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 2:18pm

bwsinger, that truly was an offensive post.......

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#19

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 2:20pm

A Starship just opened in my town - after a four-year legal battle. I haven't been yet (no, really), but from what I've been told you can either get toys, OR adult movies, but not both at the same time. Apparently you have to stash the Rabbit in your trunk and put on a disguise if you want some visual entertainment.

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#20

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 2:20pm

I love this part of the article

"In Mississippi, people can buy guns at a gun show with no background check and certain weapons can be carried almost anywhere. Sure, guns and toys can bring joy and a sense of comfort to the user, but apparently the legislators concluded that a genital replica is a far greater threat to society."

my God what a mess the South is.....

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#21

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 2:21pm

"bwsinger, that truly was an offensive post......."

But the flour thing you were fine with, right?

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#22

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 2:21pm

What? What? I just meant that they like to make cakes and pies and stuff a lot.

#23

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 2:22pm

"Plus, it's great for flour sales."

Calvin, that is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time!!!

#24

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 2:22pm

what flour thing...I must have missed that

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#25

re: No More Toys in Mississippi

Posted: 3/23/06 at 2:25pm

"What? What? I just meant that they like to make cakes and pies and stuff a lot."

very tacky..(and truly a very stupid statement).....I wonder how you would react if we changed it from fat people to gays, women, hispanics, etc....and made other derogatory comments?

This is still offensive, it is still a bigoted comment. If we changed the wording and made it negative against blacks we'd all be screaming racisim.

sorry......I will defend any group, it is wrong not to.

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

Updated On: 3/23/06 at 02:25 PM

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