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#1

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!


Madonna performs with Miley Cyrus...cowboy hat in tow
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#2

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

How dare she sing with somebody who can actually stay on pitch!
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#4

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

It will very helpful for Madonna to have Miley set the keys for her.

I just hope Miley is smart enough NOT to let Madonna kiss her.
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#5

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

I hope they sing Madonna's classic song "Did You Do It?".
#6

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

Remember what happened last time...
"Look at my cane and look where I stick it."
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#8

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

Oh God i cant stand Miley, but yes of course all the usual suspects are here to bash Madonna.
Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna
#9

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

Dude, get the fvck over it.

Where on this message board was it ever written that only positive things can be said about the woman you beat your meat to? If she didn't make a parody of herself than myself and others wouldn't roll out eyes at someone who was once relevant but is now desperately (and sadly) trying to cling to youth instead of accepting the aging process and gracefully maturing into an artist entering a new chapter in her life.

But no, anyone who talks less than glowingly about her are your "usual suspects". Why don't you just NOT open threads about her and save your pearl clutching for something worthy of them being grabbed.
#10

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

I'm sure it will be well received by most of the press.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#11

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

"Colonal Sanders says it best - Finger Lickin' Good"
#12

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

EWWW!! You would have to remind me about the most unappetizing song about cunnilingus ever!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#13

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

I always thought that song was about how women like to be penetrated with fried chicken.
#14

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

I don't mind Miley much. But I can't stand her tongue.
#15

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

Listen to Miley's backyard sessions on YouTube. Then listen to the minute and half caterwaul through "Open Your Heart" on the Grammys. Then decide on your definition of "fine".
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#16

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

That "Open Your Heart" performance genuinely made me sad. Well first, it made me scared but then it made me sad.
#17

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

Jordan talking to me like that all I can say is I'm glad there is an ocean between us, annoyingly I have always liked you on here. Why are you bent out of shape that I said 'the usual suspects'? Am I wrong? I don't think so. You guys have your opinions, Namo especially who is someone I like and respect, and I have mine. I think you will find if I post about her (my opinions and my thoughts) I get jumped on from all of you, I don't jump on you guys, I just disagree.

As I say the usual suspects comment is not wrong at all so drop your attitude with me and grow the hell up, you are an adult right?

As for anyone else on here I meant no offence by the Usual Suspects comments it was just a (correct) observation. It's fine if you guys don't like her, honestly I could not care less, just remember its also fine that I do like her. I'm sick of hearing that I shoukd take my rose tinted glasses off when it comes to her when I will be the first one to say when I think she has messed up, however if I like something she did and others on here didn't I get ridiculed like I'm wrong and you are right. As someone who has a pretty thick skin because of what I do for a living and what I deal with living with manic depression I can honestly say that sometimes the crap u come out with towards me hurts, it's like my opinion is wrong and you are right. That is not the case, it's all opinion and it's all subjective.


Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna
#18

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

I LOVE (I REPEAT) I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE when people who get called out on their childish behavior tell others to "grow the hell up". Besides cookie dough ice cream, it's my most favorite thing on earth.
#19

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

I don't think I have childish behaviour at all. Im called childish by idiots like you because I have an opinion on someone I like that does not match with yours. Childish behaviour is something you have become a master of for years. You can always rely on you to turn a normal thread about a show or actress etc in to the 'look at me' thread with silly comments, stupid pics etc, that is childish behaviour, I think you will find I have never done that. I really don't have time to do that what with having a life.

I of course look forward to you quick witted bitchy reply, hopefully with a fun insulting picture that all the 15 year olds love to post.
Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna
#20

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

By claiming you have a life, you're implying others on here do not. Which also implies that you're too busy to post on here. So... why are you posting on here, then?
#21

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

"I of course look forward to you quick witted bitchy reply, hopefully with a fun insulting picture that all the 15 year olds love to post."

This is my other favorite thing that people say. You think that by writing that, that you "win" and you will automatically be "above" any response I have. You really are an immature little thing.

And I look forward to your holier than thou response.

#22

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

ladies, you're all pretty. And Carrie White's just got her period.
#24

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

I honestly don't think:

"Oh God i cant stand Miley, but yes of course all the usual suspects are here to bash Madonna."

is any less "jumping on" other people's posts than the ones you say are jumping on yours.


I also don't remember you ever being "the first one" to mention any of Madonna's now-lengthy trail of demonstrably sub par work. Do you feel, as her fan, you have to stick up for her when others do so first? Because what she did during that wedding ceremony was absolute turd, almost everybody seems to be able to hear that except you.


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Updated On: 1/29/14 at 02:50 PM

#25

No! Not Miley! NOOOOO!

...And the "press."

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