Jennifer Laura Thompson (as Galinda) idinamenzelfan500109, now that you have admitted to sort of liking me, I must tell you: you will be my new project!
idinamenzelfan500109 For what?
Jennifer Laura Thompson (as Galinda) To make you like Shoshana as much as you like Idina!
idinamenzelfan500109 Oh, you don’t have to do that!
Jennifer Laura Thompson (as Galinda) I know! That’s what makes me so nice!
Whenever I see someone
More dumbified than I
(And let’s face it – who isn’t?
More dumbified than I?)
My tender heart
Tends to start to bleed
And if in need of neurosurgery
You’ll see I will be there for free
I know (I know) exactly what you need
And even in your case
Though it’s the dumbest case I’ve yet to face
Don’t worry – I’m determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will be:
Much smarter!
You’re gonna be much smarter!
I’ll teach you what to post
So you’ll get the most
Respect on BroadwayWorld
I’ll show you how to type
To avoid the hype
You gain when your grammar’s twirled
You’ll be much smarter
I’ll help you be much smarter!
When you talk about Idina
And sound like a hyena
Even when your stupidity you somehow show
So let’s start
‘Cause you’ve got an awfully long way to go:
Even though you like Idina I can see your phallus is
Making dear Shoshana cause you flaccid paralysis
Now it’s time to realize that you judge amiss, I must persist
That you begin to resist
Posting stupidly (and you’ll be)
Much Smarter
I’ll make you seem much smarter
And with a lesson with me
To be what you should be
Instead of feebly who-you-are …and were (ummm)
There’s nothing that can stop you
From becoming much smart-ar….-er
Smarter, Smarter
I'm gonna make you
Much smarter
When I see depressing posts where
You’re showing off your really gross air
I’ll remind you on your own behalf
To think of
Celebrated adult posters
Who are great communicators
Of their great knowledge and opinions
So don’t make them bash!
They are much smarter! Please –
It’s all about being smarter!
So don’t become moodified
When you are denied,
And not bona fide to be
So very, very much smarter
Like me!
Why, idinamenzelfan500109, I think you are becoming smarter!
idinamenzelfan500109 No! I still think Shoshana is ugly and sucks! I don’t want to be smarter! I want to post frivolous posts and !@#$%^&* Idina! Well, I have to go. Sing without me!
Jennifer Laura Thompson (as Galinda) Well, that’s not very tween like!
And although you impart
That you are quite smart
I know promptly we’ll see:
You’ll have to soon depart or
Just become tons smarter now!
Smarter, Smarter!
You’ll be much smarter –
Just not quite all that much smarter
Like me!
Updated On: 5/28/05 at 12:05 AM
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