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Obama's demands

Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:05pm

The RNC talking point is that "Obama refuses to negotiate" with the Republicans to resolve the shutdown. There is a myriad of reasons for Obama to "not negotiate" but today, looking over the Republican's list of demands, it occurred to me: Why not issue a similar list and let the horse trading begin?

1) The 49 members of the House Tea Party caucus must immediately resign and retire from politics.

2) The national motto of the US, displayed on all US legal Tender becomes "Ronald Reagan, America's greatest satanic pedophile"

3) Grove Norquist is exiled to Zimbabwe

4)Immediate adoption of a single-payer healthcare to replace the ACA.

5) All elected officials sign an affidavit swearing they agree that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii.

6) Only Evolution will be taught in all US schools.

I am sure we can think of a couple more.

Obama's demands

Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:13pm

LOL

KFTC!!!!!

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:14pm

7) Michelle Bachmann must immediately be tied to a pole in Times Square and used as a public urinal.

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:15pm

No reasonable Republican could argue with this- we are calling Ronald Reagan "The Greatest."

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:18pm

If they refuse to compromise by accepting all of these demands without modification, they will immediately be audited by the IRS.

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:22pm

Ann Coulter must complete her gender reassignment and live out her days as a Log Cabin Republican in Alabama with Colton from Survivor.

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Obama's demands

Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:25pm

9) Tonya Pinkins must be retroactively given the 2004 Tony Award for Best Leading Actress in a musical.

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:31pm

Jordan FTW (so far).

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:34pm

Well, c'mon. Even the GOP has to admit that was possibly the most egregious error in the Tony Awards in over 50 years.

#10

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 12:41pm

Hannity is trying to get Raul Esparza on to argue against that

#11

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 1:51pm

Even the GOP has to admit that was possibly the most egregious error in the Tony Awards in over 50 years.

I disagree. Does that make me Libertarian?

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#12

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 2:04pm

It makes you a socialist. And THAT is the ultimate crime.

#13

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 2:08pm

...Hmm. I don't know. Being an internet troll from Russia is up there too, Jordan. It's almost as bad.

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 2:31pm

Americans
SOMEWHERE IN THE WHITE HOUSE
THERE'S A BLACK MAN WAITING
STANDING IN THE SHADOWS
WITH A BILL IN HIS HANDS
A MAN OF COLOR
WHO IS CALMLY STATING:
‘BAMA DEMANDS!
‘BAMA DEMANDS!

Democrats
HE DEMANDS! HE DEMANDS! ‘BAMA DEMANDS!

Republicans
WHO IS HE TO DEMAND?

Democrats
HE DEMANDS! HE DEMANDS!

Republican
KENYAN NEGRO DEMANDS!

Democrats
ABOUT TIME A BLACK MAN DEMANDED!

All
HE CALLS BOEHNER THE WHITE EXCRESCENCE!

Joe Biden
WHAT’S EXCRESCENCE?

John Kerry
Joseph, go to your room.

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#15

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 2:33pm

How bout the mass suicide of the entire GOP membership -- voters, politicians, the lot?

Sometimes you've just gotta weed out the undesirables.

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 2:35pm

I was humming that when I posted, growl.

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 2:37pm

Great minds think alike, Joe. And I guess ours do, too.

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#18

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 2:39pm

Ha!

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 2:44pm

And growl has won BWW for the day.

Words don't deserve that kind of malarkey. They're innocent, neutral, precise, standing for this, describing that, meaning the other, so if you look after them you can build bridges across incomprehension and chaos. But when they get their corners knocked off, they're no good anymore…I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little.

#20

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 3:44pm

""6) Only Evolution will be taught in all US schools. ""

this is untrue. President Obama is a very religious man.

""2) The national motto of the US, displayed on all US legal Tender becomes "Ronald Reagan, America's greatest satanic pedophile"""

Also Obie is a great admirer of the Great Communicator. Lets not forget how he was comparing himself to him during the election

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Updated On: 10/4/13 at 03:44 PM

#21

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 5:57pm

The Republicans turn over Jon Voight, Patty Heaton, Kelsey Grammer, Shirley Jones and David Mamet for reeducation and rehab. In exchange they can have Anthony Weiner and keep Victoria Jackson.

Updated On: 10/4/13 at 05:57 PM

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 6:04pm

Sue/Mikey you don't think "a very religious man" might till acknowledge that evolution be taught in our schools?

#23

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 6:09pm

Oh, lord! So now religious people are expected to replace science with mythology? Any particular one?

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 6:15pm

""6) Only Evolution will be taught in all US schools. ""

this is untrue. President Obama is a very religious man.

From the mouths of idiots.

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Posted: 10/4/13 at 6:15pm

Joekv/pinnocchio/jay carney ok english is not my first language but did YOU NOT Read YOUR OWN POST or not understand what you wrote?

Here it is again for your convenience. ...
"6) Only Evolution will be taught in all US schools. ""

So my answer to your bizarre question is: ye:cs he would acknowledge evolution but that's not what you wrote. You ssid ONLY evolution would be taught.

But thank you for playing!

Updated On: 10/4/13 at 06:15 PM

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