Official Joke Thread
Official Joke Thread
#1Official Joke Thread
Posted: 1/28/17 at 8:09am
If you have any jokes, post them here!
What award did they give to the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
a NO-BELL prize!!
TheGingerBreadMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/7/12
#2Official Joke Thread
Posted: 1/28/17 at 8:28am
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken-sees-a-salad.
Sounds like "chicken caesar salad"
John Adams
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/1/13
#3Official Joke Thread
Posted: 1/28/17 at 12:05pm
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
> Dunnnng! <
Alex Kulak2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/11/16
#4Official Joke Thread
Posted: 1/28/17 at 12:45pm
A couple vacationing to Russia were walking in the city square in Moscow when precipitation starts to fall. The man says, "I think it's starting to rain." His wife says, "No, love, it's snowing." So they notice a local walking by. The man says, "Excuse me, sir, what's your name?" The Russian says, "My name is Rudolph." The man then says, "Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?". Rudolph says, "It is definitely raining". and continues on his way. The man turns to his wife and says, "You see?! Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
"Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer"
#5Official Joke Thread
Posted: 1/29/17 at 1:52am
Alex--don't think there was a need to explain that VERY old joke.
Another oldie but goodie-depending the company
Knock Knock--who's there?
Wilma
Wilma who?
Will ma f..... do till I get ma d... out !
Don't know how to do the spoiler thing. If you can't work out the words-put in your own.
#6Official Joke Thread
Posted: 1/30/17 at 10:05am
What did the House wear to the Ball?
A dress!!!
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