No, not the fat one. The only fat person that can be in Chicago is Mama Morton. Michelle Potterf is thin as a pencil. Pretty girl and, I'll say it again, a helluva dancer. I can see why Norbert likes her so much.
*tries to do that Fosse choreography like Michelle*
*is on the floor, hurt, and can't get up*
Ok, I'm going to be in the hospital b/c I tried to dance. Feel free to send flowers to my room. A bouquet of nessaroses would be lovely!
"I'm the STAR!"--Daniel Reichard during Glory Daze sound check