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#1

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

But...

Will your personal tragedy interfere with your ability to do good hair?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#2

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

Here, hit 'Ouisa.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

They'd probably make you eat a live chicken.
Why do we play with fire? Why do we run our fingers through the flame? Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain? -tick...tick...BOOM!
#4

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

Not on your first visit.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#5

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

Yes, Annelle, I pray. There. I've said it. I hope you're happy.
Why do we play with fire? Why do we run our fingers through the flame? Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain? -tick...tick...BOOM!
#6

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

But don't you go trying to get me to come to one of those tent revival meetings with all those Bible beaters doing God-only-knows-what!
Why do we play with fire? Why do we run our fingers through the flame? Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain? -tick...tick...BOOM!
#7

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

We are awful. We are all awful, hateful people.
Why do we play with fire? Why do we run our fingers through the flame? Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain? -tick...tick...BOOM!
#8

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

blush and what?!??!
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#9

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

I'm not as sweet as I used to be!

(Being from Louisiana, I love "Steel Magnolias!"
#10

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

"I'm not crazy M'Lynn. I've just been in a bad mood for the last 40 years!"

(I played Annelle at my high school two years ago)
Why do we play with fire? Why do we run our fingers through the flame? Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain? -tick...tick...BOOM!
#11

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion!

(You're quoting from the movie, no? I don't recognize a lot of those lines...)
Why do we play with fire? Why do we run our fingers through the flame? Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain? -tick...tick...BOOM!
#12

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

Calories, calories!

(I could quote every line from the damn film, but I'll give others a chance.)

Updated On: 3/3/05 at 06:25 PM

#13

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

I even taught him how to say "trick or treat" or something...something kinda like it.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#14

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

oh yeah, blush and bashful. My signature colors.

But what is the line about the Pepto Bismol?
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#15

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

when, when, when will they let people license "Steel Dragnolias"?
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#16

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

Looks like the hall's been sprayed down with Pepto Bismol.

(A word or two might be off in the quote.)
#17

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

that's it (or close enough) JOSHUA, thanx
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#18

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

yeah, but i've heard tries at that have been shut down as well. They need to just license it that way and make their royalties.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#19

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

All gay men are named Mark, Rick or Steve...
"They have never understood, and no reason that they should. But if anybody could . . . " --SS
#20

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

I swear, the older you get, the dumber you get

And the older YOU get the uglier!
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. -Dorothy Parker
#21

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

Ouiser- I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.
"I hope you're all happy, keeping Alan off the team. Couldn't you, for once, open your minds and hearts and hear something that he couldn't see? I, for one, am glad that Alan is blind, so he can't see what, I am so sad to say, you can't hear." -Jerri Blank
#22

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

All gay men are named Mark, Rick or Steve...

And all gay men have track lighting...
Why do we play with fire? Why do we run our fingers through the flame? Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain? -tick...tick...BOOM!
#23

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

how's your nephew? what's his name again?

Would that it were so, Beaverhausen. Simon sounds sensible. However, i've heard some authors take out stipulations in contracting (Albee, the Beckett estate, even Sondheim in reference to COMPANY) that controls casting as far as gender. Maybe Harling has come round, i haven't researched it. But i swear i recall some attempts being shut down legally. i think there is no universal rule about it, but that each licenser has their own stipulations.

Would love to see your SWEET CHARITY however.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#24

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

I always get tickled when I see non-southerners talking about STEEL MAGNOLIAS -- or for that matter, CRIMES OF THE HEART. What non-southerners don't know is that all the characters in those two plays are so ON-POINT, so EXACT, etc. Baby, those aren't caricatures at ALL -- there are people like that in every southern town. I know women (and men, in the case of CRIMES) that ARE those people. My mother, for example, is "M'Lynn" -- no doubt about it.

I'll never forget the first time I saw STEEL at the Lucille Lortel. Within the first two minutes of the play, I sat there with my mouth open -- they had it so right, even down to the hair and the costuming. It was strange, being so far removed from the south in the middle of the Village, and to sit there and watch that show. It remains a favorite memory of mine.

The cadence of southern is a form unto its own. I remember seeing an interview with Annie Potts, talking about doing Designing Women. Potts is from Franklin, KY, as you know. Anyway, she said she leaped at the chance to do the series because, after doing a bunch of movies where she played weirdos and such, it was such a relief to get back to her roots. She said she knew instinctively how to do a joke, or dialogue, "southern".

Okay, enough lecture. I'll stop.

Updated On: 3/4/05 at 09:45 AM

#25

re: Oh Annelle, lighten up

I have to agree...while I am without question a New Yorker from stem to stern, when my mother got married to my stepfather when i was a kid, we moved to Georgia and I lived there for several years. It's *amazing* how dead on the SM girls are...that really is just about every Southern woman. (And I, for one, am glad...lovely ladies, all of 'em!)

Speaking of, is anybody else MADLY in love with Food Network's Paula Deen?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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