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One day sales Oops..Britney does it again!

**Finished, huh? No talent hooker, huh? Debbie Gibson, huh? So not Broadway, huh?***

** God, I live for you Broadway folk!**

**Let's put it this way, kids!..Sutton would kill Hunter to have these kind of sales figures, hell ANY sales figures! Ask Susan Egan what it feels like to spend tens of thousands on a recording and have it sell two copies!**

**And this happens in the same week Sondheim can't get a show on Broadway to save his life...oh my..maybe he should ask Britney for a loan...since by next week she should be about 2 million dollars richer! ..!!**

Madonna-Tutored Vixen Slinking Her Way to #1 as Blink, Beatles, Trail !

November 19, 2003

Looks like she’s In the Zone, all right.

Yep, Britney Spears’ new Jive album is hitting its marks and then some. The collection is on track to sell a whopping 550k in its first week and may even hit 600k, according to early reports from national accounts. Guess having Madonna for a mentor doesn’t hurt.

Indeed, reports indicate the post-teenpop sexpot is handily beating expectations and selling well across the board. Albino boa constrictors for everyone!

Also besting expectations is Blink-182’s eponymous opus on Geffen. Reports indicate the pop-punk band’s latest is likely to sell over 300k for the week.

Next up is The Beatles’ Phil Spector-less Let It Be... Naked (Apple/Capitol), which could cross the 200k threshold before the week’s over.


http://www.hitsdailydouble.com/news/newsPage.cgi?news04763
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re: One day sales Oops..Britney does it again!

She's good, but she's no 50 Cent! I love her and I'm pretty sure we'll see her on Broadway in the next two years in something.....
You've got to spread joy up to the maximum Bring gloom down to the minimum Have faith or pandemonium's Liable to walk upon the scene
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If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood then the ladies saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
#4

re: One day sales Oops..Britney does it again!

Anth, seriously....I think you have gone too far with your Britney comments....She will NEVER be good enough to be on Broadway, and she cannot compare to some of the artists that you have compared her to. I wouldn't even call her an artist. I have to agree with a comment that Christina Aguilera made about her and Beyonce Knowles....and I quote:

"These people are not artists....they are so fake!"

To paraphrase that quote eloquently, they are fake, and they are not real artists....They just simply know how to sell themselves and give the audiences and viewers at home what they want, and that is to gyrate their bodies and wear skimpy outfits. There is no integrity there, and there is no art involved whatsoever. God. I am getting more and more depressed with the status of what is considered good music these days, and at who our "superstars" are. Whatever happened to people wanting to make music solely for the reason because they had a talent and liked to perform and sing well. What happened to a love of music, and not just getting into the business solely for the sake of becoming famous and getting rich? Depressing indeed.

Cheers,
The Balladeer
"Someone tell the story...Someone sing the song...."
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The point I was trying to make was not that Britney is terrific but the level of bile thrown at her ...only for it to come back in everyone's faces..

600,000 people are estimated to buy this record!THIS WEEK!

How many of them will buy a ticket to A Broadway show!THIS WEEK! THIS MONTH!THIS YEAR!

..and I don't want to hear that "we don't need that kind of crowd on Broadway" because, you bet we do!

Somewhere, along the way, Broadway lost touch with the "regular folk" and is almost unknown as an entertainment to kids outside the tri-state area...

Instead of mocking this woman, people should step back and figure out what she is doing RIGHT!







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exactly! we need more nubile young scantily clad blondes lip synching as they gyrate on broadway. personally, i would rather they just did away with the clothes thing altogether. and imagine what vip seating for a show with would get you!! bring it on, brother, bring it on...oh wait, they had that on broadway or at least on 42nd street a few years ago and that meanie giuliani legislated it away. bring back the blondes and their bottomless bums!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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"Instead of mocking this woman, people should step back and figure out what she is doing RIGHT!"

True that! Despite everything Britney is a true entertainer! She has released four extremly sucessful albums and with each critics said it would be her last--Sounds like a no! I think she would bring new crowds to Bway and would be great! Holler! Britney!! :)
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re: "Sutton would kill Hunter to have these sales figures".
Dude, you don't know the first thing about Sutton. She is presently having the time of her life staring as Millie, and has no ambition to be a pop star. Her other dream was to become a teacher. Hopefully we'll see a lot more of her in other stage roles before she settles down. And besides, she's so darn nice, she would never hurt, let alone kill anybody for any reason.

And Horsey, I love your new icon. God, I miss Devine!
#21

"....She will NEVER be good enough to be on Broadway"

Hey Balladeer,

Sad to say, but when has being "good enough" ever been a requirement to be on Broadway?

Just ask Ms. Banderas.

A project fabricated to show off her assets, and hide her liabilities...she could appear on Broadway.

Frightening, isn't it?

Best Regards,

Michael
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mmmmmmmm...assssssss-ets
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#23

re: '....She will NEVER be good enough to be on Broadway'

Does Brittany have a Broadway credit yet?

If not, why is she the subject of a thread?

Talented as she may be I'm all for leaving her, and those with similar credentials, to the popworld.coms of this world, and out of this one.

Broadway Bulldog
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re: '....She will NEVER be good enough to be on Broadway'

Like DUDE, Did Sutton also dream of taking the veil as well?

Dude, I was using a Broadway star to make a point and a joke..I don't think Sutton is capable of murdering anyone least of all her brother.

Inducing nausea, yes but Murder, no!

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