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#1

Oscar 2014 Recap

All in all, I'd say it was a very good-to-great telecast. Ellen is a terrific host, and even though some of her audience shenanigans went on too long, she was funny and her pacing for the evening was good. I hope she hosts again.

I'll bet Travolta knows how to say "Idina Menzel" this morning.

The "dead reel" was much better this year. They did go faster and include more people this time. I didn't think we needed the song AFTER the reel, though. Bette could have sung while the images were going (although I liked her song and the Somewhere In Time music, it was just too long, back to back).

I was glad to see Sidney Poitier with Angelina Jolie, but he seemed so frail, and his "keep up the good work" almost sounded like he was bidding farewell to everyone. It caught me off guard. She was wonderful with him as she didn't rush him or seem nervous or impatient or confused. She walked at his pace and made him (and the audience) feel at ease as much as possible. She's a classy lady.

I thought Matthew McConaughey did the same with Kim Novak. He was great with her and made everyone comfortable. (Kim wasn't frail, but you could tell she was struggling a bit.)

The musical numbers were very good, all in all. I loved the staging and presentation of all of them, which is very unusual. There were no missteps. I was grateful.

I'm really glad they didn't cut off any of the speeches. It seemed like they did a few less tributes, cut the presenters' speeches down, and allowed the winners to "go on" a bit if they felt like it. It was much better!

Speaking of less tributes, I didn't much care for the thematic clip reels, like "Heroes" or whatever. Everyone sort of politely clapped afterward, but they all looked as confused as I was. What was the point of these? I don't need to see shots from E.T. (three times) next to Rick from Casablanca next to Captain America. Still, all in all, they were pretty harmless even if they were unnecessary.

Pink did a nice job with Over the Rainbow, but she had no breath support. Very strange phrasing. Maybe she was nervous. Or maybe she should cut down to a pack a day.

I began to realize that if they trimmed just a couple of things, they could easily get the telecast down to three hours, instead of three and a half, and it occurred to me that they have no intention of doing that or trying. They would lose thirty minutes of the highest-paying sponsorship on television. An attempt to whittle it down will never, ever happen. It's a 3 1/2-hour show. Period.

Adele Dazeem seemed really nervous, just like she did at the Tonys for Defying Gravity. She has performed so well so often in front of large crowds, but for some reason, she seems to choke up and rush tempos a bit (and crack a bit) at these major events. It seems odd for someone who is otherwise so poised.

As for the actual awards and winners, no big surprises at all. I'm glad for everybody.

Onward to next years Oscars!
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Updated On: 3/3/14 at 07:19 AM

#2

Oscar 2014 Recap

Or maybe she should down to a pack a day.

She's not smoking anymore since her kid. Maybe it was nerves?

I am not sure if it aired the same everywhere, but there were very long pauses before commercial breaks where they zoomed in on one of the Oscar statues. Honestly, it felt like a LOT of wasted time.

For Idina, maybe it's just live television that throws her. She seems to rush her lyrics pretty often. This was probably her biggest audience ever, compounded by the butchering of her name, I can cut her some slack.

The world record selfie was my favorite moment of the night. They ALL seemed to be having a ball with it.
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#3

Oscar 2014 Recap

JG2--I didn't notice really long breaks with closeups of Oscars before they cut to a commercial. They cut away pretty quickly to the sponsored ads.

I did notice several weird gaps AFTER the breaks, getting back into the show, where Ellen seemed to be late getting on stage. If that was planned, it came off as more of a goof than intentional.

Yes, maybe Pink was nervous. Just really odd breathing breaks throughout the whole song.

On the other side, I was floored with the composure of the guitar/vocal duet from Her. They both seemed so comfortable, focused, and even-keeled. It was pretty impressive to create such an intimate moment at that event.
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#4

Oscar 2014 Recap

I enjoyed Ellen's opening, a good snarky ten or so minutes which then moved right into the first award. Such a nice change after Seth McFarlane's extended auto-analingus from last year.

But the bits with the pizza and the tweeted photo just went on too long, and I got sick of the sight of Kevin Spacey worming his way into the shot. The clip montages were tedious and carelessly assembled -- why on earth was Jaden Smith as the Karate Kid included? The In Memoriam section was nicely done, but then we got stuck with Bette Midler crooning that anthem to condescension Wind Beneath My Wings for no apparent reason.

And so much butchered female flesh on parade -- just when I'd gotten over the sight of Kim Novak, there was Goldie Hawn in all her frozen faced horror, like she's decided to make DEATH BECOMES HER a reality.

I think they need to screen presenters a little more carefully. Poor old Sidney Poitier barely able to make it to center stage, and then saying. One. Word. At. A. Time. For. What. Seemed. Like. A. Geological. Age. got frustrating and downright embarassing.

And the awards went right where we all knew they were going to go. The whole affair, while not the avalanche of screaming horror we got last year courtesy of Seth McFarlane, was eminently forgettable.
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#5

Oscar 2014 Recap

The Hollywood waxworks should know that Botox does not make you look younger. It makes you look like an extra in a 3D Vincent Price film.

Oh, and can someone please tell Darlene Love that as happy as I am that she's happy, she didn't win an Oscar last night. Her singing (an entire song verse!) into a mic clearly not designed to accommodate belting divas made me cringe. It's not your moment, Love. It's those people behind you. They won the award.
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#6

Oscar 2014 Recap

Oh screw you is all I can say about that opinion.
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#7

Oscar 2014 Recap

Okay.
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#8

Oscar 2014 Recap

Oscar 2014 Recap

^ My favorite part of the evening, the Meryl-Pharrell

I'm just happy U2 didn't win for their bland recycled song as a way for Hollywood to pay tribute to Mandela. My personal vote would have probably gone to "Happy" but "Let it Go" is a vey close second, so I was happy with the win.

#9

Oscar 2014 Recap

Meryl was having a blast last night. Nothing seems to phase her!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#10

Oscar 2014 Recap

Thank God, Besty! I had yet to hear anyone say a negative thing about Darlene and my wife and I were both horrified. First, it's a beautiful, gentle song and she was using it to showboat her vocals. It's just not a belting song. Second, the mic just wasn't set up for it. I thought it sounded terrible.

Yeah, screw me, too.
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#11

Oscar 2014 Recap

I saw a 'conversation' with Fiona Shaw and Simon Critchley at the Morgan Library earlier this year, and she spoke with such passionate intelligence about her process and craft. One of the (many) things that so impressed me was her argument that makeup is a barrier between the Artist and the audience and her reluctance to use it when she is in performance.

Not everyone has Fiona Shaw's fierce talent, and not every role is Medea (Euripedes, not Perry), but I will always be confounded by actors who actively choose to immobilize and deform their face--their most personal, expressive and unique tool.

ETA: The link is to a recording of the Shaw/Critchley discussion. She's an articulate and passionate actor.

Link
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Updated On: 3/3/14 at 10:37 AM

#12

Oscar 2014 Recap



You didn't like Darlene, Idina, Bette or Pink?

I thought all four of them were great.


#13

Oscar 2014 Recap

It's actors' egos and insecurities that make them do something so permanent and "debilitating" to their own faces. I can't understand how anyone would think it improves their odds for youthful roles. On what planet do real people look like that?

I agree that "less is more" with makeup anyway, unless it's appropriate for a character.

I'm fascinated with that first photo released of Meryl Streep as the Witch in "Into the Woods" because she's really under-made for it. I was expecting a nose and chin and warts, etc. It makes sense to keep her recognizable, but that the same time, she seems barely witchy. I think her "witch" is going to come as much from within as it will from her appearance. I'm sure she discussed at length with the makeup artists and Rob Marshall, and they did tests, etc. I'm really looking forward to seeing her act the part of an ugly witch instead of disguise herself under a rubber mask.

... which brings me back to Hollywood and the Botox brigade.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#14

Oscar 2014 Recap

"It's not your moment, Love. It's those people behind you. They won the award."

It's not as though she pushed her way to the mic; it looked to me as though she was led to the mic and did what they all wanted her to do.
#15

Oscar 2014 Recap

Idina -- no, she was way too nervous. She didn't sound good. It was wobbly and uncomfortable.
Bette -- I liked very much.
Darlene -- no.
Pink -- stagger-breathed her way through the song as if she had very limited lung capacity. Her phrasing was jarring. She sounded fine, though, and didn't appear to be nervous. And I loved her "ruby slipper" gown. Nice deep red sequins.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#16

Oscar 2014 Recap

I liked Darlene and Idina. Bette and Pink, not so much.
#17

Oscar 2014 Recap

I guess I don't understand the Pink hate. I thought she was great.
#18

Oscar 2014 Recap

She sounded fine...and I generally love Pink. But 'somewhere,' 'over' and 'above' are all one word. Singing 101 dictates that there shouldn't be a breath between syllables. If it happened once, it would have been one thing. But it happened several times and was just strange and disjointed.
#19

Oscar 2014 Recap

But judging from the comments from some of the queens on Facebook, you'd think she got up there and tore a picture of Judy Garland in half before bending over and farting on a Munchkin.
#20

Oscar 2014 Recap

I can't speak for anyone else, but I never said I hated anyone. I just thought Bette and Pink were lacking. Pink, for pretty much the reasons Robbie said, and Bette because her entire performance was too mannered (even for her!) and forced.

Updated On: 3/3/14 at 11:50 AM

#21

Oscar 2014 Recap

Jordy, now THAT's a tribute!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#22

Oscar 2014 Recap

I think Bette's performance was so mannered because she doesn't have what she once had, vocally. She muscles through a lot of what she sings these days, and I can hear the effort. So, like some cabaret performers, she emotes the song more than she sings it. It also doesn't help that this particular song makes me want to stomp a hobo to death. Had she done The Rose, I probably would have wept.
#23

Oscar 2014 Recap

I didn't even think Bette sounded that bad, though I get what people are saying about the notes. That would explain all the word ad-libbing phrases, I guess. It was the goofy grin and the endless arm fluttering (and okay, the weird slits her eyes make when she closes them now) that just made it hard to watch.
#24

Oscar 2014 Recap

To me, Bette has always been mannered, so that was nothing new. She's always had the goofy grin (check out From a Distance), and she's always done the goofy arm wave.

Nothing new there. She's an eccentric performer.

She sounded fine, and I liked her performance. For people to just now discover mannerisms she's been doing for 20 years is odd to me.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 3/3/14 at 12:08 PM

#25

Oscar 2014 Recap

You're right. I'm wrong. Forgive me.

Updated On: 3/3/14 at 12:09 PM

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