THAT'S something that always happens in these discussions. I'm a vegetarian and have been for twenty years because about twenty years ago I decided I had to do SOMETHING healthy in my life. It was less about the ethics of animal cruelty, although the more I looked into that as time went on the happier I was that I wasn't part of that chain, than about not adding one more disease risk factor in my life.
Two decades later I have an older brother on cholesterol meds (a tall, relatively lean athlete type) and there's me with startlingly low levels of cholesterol. (Although my "good" cholesterol could be higher and I'm consuming more dark fruits and veggies and the like).
At some communal meals people will say, "I hope you're not offended that I am eating ribs," or some such and really, I couldn't give a crap.
But when discussions like this happen, somebody INEVITABLY says to a vegetarian "I'm gonna go enjoy a honking helping of veal parmagian right now, yummmmmmmmmmm, I love eating those calves that have been chained in a stall and never saw the light of day, take that sucker, bwahahahahahaha!" or "Go eat a cow!"
Ya know, enjoy your food, it's your funeral. But really, we're not on teams, so there's no need for you to put on your big foam rubber hand with the index finger extended chanting "M-E-A-T!" Seriously.
Go watch a NASCAR race.
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