PHOTOS LEAKED: Levi Johnstons Full Playgirl Shoot!- Page 2

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/21/09 at 8:26pm

He looks like an Osmond. Totally devoid of sexual heat.

[nygrl232]

Posted: 11/21/09 at 8:56pm

The empty-souled celebrity who hasn't earned his/her fame lives on. He's Katie Lee Joel, without the cookbooks.

[romantico]

Posted: 11/21/09 at 8:59pm

They are very tame. I was expecting something a little more risque. He has no ass. Very flat with no shape at all. I've seen way better. He could have got more money if he was willing to show us more. I am not impressed. Hell, I've seen sexier pics in A+F's old catalogs and in those they showed a lot more skin than this! Now that these are out, can he just go away?

[ljay889]

Posted: 11/21/09 at 9:08pm

I agree, would be nice if he would go away now.

It's a totally sexless shoot. He looks totally clueless.

[adamgreer]

Posted: 11/21/09 at 10:04pm

Well that was certainly a waste. Talk about much ado about nothing.

And I agree...there's more skin in the Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue.

[morosco]

Posted: 11/21/09 at 10:08pm

Those black and whites look like the old Bob Mizer AMG photos.

[romantico]

Posted: 11/21/09 at 10:12pm

There's more skin in the Harry Potter movies!

This was all hyped from day and I,like others, fell for it. Levi was showing EVERYTHING and it was gonna be a raunchy sexy steamy shoot.Last week we found out he was not doing frontal. Now I see these and just roll my eyes. Also heard he was gonna use a hockey stick for some kind of prop.Levi's publicist and Playgirl wanted to build this up and get people talking,knowing from day one it was gonna be a very tame PG-13 photo shoot.For that,I hope he goes away and Playgirl gets a very angry response for not living up to the hype. Didn't Unzipped or Freshmen make Levi an offer as well? Levi's 15 minutes are up. (or at least they should be)

[South Fl Marc]

Posted: 11/21/09 at 10:30pm

BORING.

Time for this cracker to head back to obscurity.

Dolly, if you find this hot, then you really are a pathetic old queen.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/21/09 at 10:50pm

And now they are out on the net for free- they aren't going to sell any memberships to their website with this now.

Playgirl leaked them. They have gotten way more out of this than they paid. The Playgirl brand was moribund, completely dead in the water.

The PR value alone was worth it. Now they can get advertisers for their website.

To release these pictures widely the SAME week that Sarah Palin's book debuts was genius.

There is one thing and one thing alone hot about Levi Johnston: His continued presence in the media is a thorn in the side to Sarah Palin's political ambitions.

For that and that alone, I think he's both hot and cool.

(But not for his flat ass.)

Posted: 11/21/09 at 10:54pm

I'm the first to admit that I don't understand the online business model but NO ONE is going to pay to visit Playgirl (or buy the supposed newsstand edition) to see these pictures now. I agree it has been a boost for the "Name" Playgirl but I don't see how that translates to actual dollars in the bank.

And he looks like that kid who got the girl pregnant and had to drop out of high school to work on the oil field.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 12:19am

MEDIABISTRO.COM: Former Editor: Playgirl's 'A Relevant Brand Name Once Again,' Thanks In Part To Levi

[sondheimboy2]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 12:31am

Yeah, he's cute. He looks like the twink/trick that you would take home and, after he leaves, count the silverware.

The black and white shots seem TOTALLY 1950's Bob Mizer.

Though, I've always thought that getting your own name tattooed on your body is absurd. What's the point, in case you get hit in the head and forget who you are?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 3:54am

Boring.


But he does have good hair.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 4:14am

The manscaping is no surprise. Straight girls won't perform certain acts that I can't mention here unless guys are smooth down there. At least, that's what my brother has informed me. I think girls are crazy.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 4:26am

says who?

Some straight guys are reluctant to perform certain acts down there unless you are waxed within an inch of your life.

He looks fine for what he is. A guy from Alaska who got thrown into the media spotlight by the RNC. He may as well get a little bit of coin exploiting himself after the RNC was done with him.

There are a couple of cute photos, but other than being too young for my tastes, he does generally look uncomfortable.

Posted: 11/22/09 at 6:35am

Romantico said:

"They are very tame. I was expecting something a little more risque. He has no ass. Very flat with no shape at all. I've seen way better. He could have got more money if he was willing to show us more. I am not impressed. Hell, I've seen sexier pics in A+F's old catalogs and in those they showed a lot more skin than this! Now that these are out, can he just go away?"

While I agree with nearly everything you said--he got 6 figures for showing his ass. *100 grand* Why would he care about getting more money for showing more?

[romantico]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 7:43am

WOW! I had asked in another thread if anyone knew how much he got paid. I didn't think it would be this much. Still, even though that's good money I still think he could have got more for showing more.Way I see it, you might as well. I mean, will Levi guest star on a future episode of 90210 or Vampire Diaries? What exactly does the guy want? He mentioned getting into acting. Does that mean he is now accepting scripts or offers or does it mean he would like to take acting classes and start studying theatre? Will he start writing music and release a CD or will he write a book? I mean, where does he go from here? Sounds like Levi is making up his carer as he goes.

Take the 100G Levi and go away. Of course, you have probably already spent the money on a new car or bike and other boy toys but you've worn out your welcome.

[jacobtsf]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 8:21am

Romantico- I would prefer that Levi stick around until the 2012 election. I want him EVERYWHERE reminding everyone that Palin is a disaster.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 9:08am

Andrew Sullivan (whose hate for Sarah Palin is surprisingly vicious) on how Sarah can't stop trashing Levi.
Still Trashing Levi

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 11:28am

I'd like to see the cancelled check for a hundred grand. These legends are often tossed around to make something seem much more important than it is. I'm imagining it's 20 grand, or as they probably sold it to his manager, "more money than Levi will ever see in his entire life".

I'd also add that the comparison to AMG is a bit insulting to Bob Mizer, who knew how to compose a photo. I'd say these are closer to Old Reliable.

[AndAllThatJazz22]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 11:53am

"Is swoon a new word for.......?"
Genius!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 3:10pm

Just for your info:

The pictures of this remarkable young man have been removed.

[Patti_LuPone_Fan]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 4:07pm

Thank god i saved what I needed

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 4:57pm

Dudetube saved them too.

http://www.dudetubeonline.com/2009/11/playgirl.html

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/22/09 at 8:49pm

"Remarkable young man"? Of all the creepy things I've seen on here that's right up there with the creepiest.