Paltrow's Child is Called Apple
Paltrow's Child is Called Apple
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#0Paltrow's Child is Called Apple
Posted: 5/16/04 at 9:02pm
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1. Pear
2. Avocado
3. Orange
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#1re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/16/04 at 9:07pm
at least she could have used the middle name blossom.
but there's a thread about this roxy. in her honor though, mrs. mambo and i are considering pomogranete for our first born child...i like it as it's bi-gender and it's shortens nicely to "pom!"
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Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#2re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/16/04 at 9:17pm
To Papa
I like it. Pom sounds great. Paltrows actions open up a whole world of possbilities . We could go to other food groups such as meat (Angus , Mignon ), Fish ( Snapper & Porgy ), Starches ( Bread , Pasta ). Oh Happy Days
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Bway_Mill_Fan
Broadway Star Joined: 7/24/03
#4re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/16/04 at 10:16pmangus young...dirty deeds indeed
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#5re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/16/04 at 10:38pmLook at papa and BMFs references SAILING over head.
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Amneris
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#6re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/16/04 at 10:57pmok great...so if clay aiken has a daughter and names her vagina, her name would be Vagina Aiken and people would think it's a hip name? What is wrong with these stars...first Blanket Jackson... now Apple Paltrow?
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#7re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/16/04 at 11:03pmAnd if Judy Garland married Howdy Doody she would be Judy Doody
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#8re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/16/04 at 11:07pm
Of all the fruits Ms. Paltrow picked her daughter should be glad she isn't named papaya.
#9re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/16/04 at 11:09pm
"I like papaya. Yes I do! Juicy papaya! YES I DO! If you will help me, I'll help you shake the papaya down!"
I have had several suggestions for when I have kids. Ray and Bebe being the most prevalent.
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Updated On: 5/16/04 at 11:09 PM
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
HotTicket
Stand-by Joined: 10/25/03
#11re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 9:17amWas the baby named after the fruit or the computer?
#12re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 10:01amneither. it was named after a white stripes song, but when gwynnie's hubby figured that out, he demanded that the middle name be changed rather than have his daughter's name represent a song by a good band which would constantly pile attention onto the fact that his pales in comparison.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#13re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 1:05pmWonder if 5 years from now there will be a rash of Apples enrolling in Kindergarten. I believe this will be a barometer of Ms. Paltrow's charisma and influence. Of course, *this* name's gonna be a hard sell. I'm reminded of the excitement surrounding the Mad About You baby a few years back. Remember? They named the kid Mabel (as in Mother's Always Bring Extra Love)and that was the last anyone ever heard of it. At least Mabel was a fictional baby. Poor little Apple's going to have to survive school with that name, and at some point, hopefully, she'll hold her parents accountable. Jeesh, life's difficult enough without having to grow old gracefully with a silly, cutesy name. We have now entered the age of celebrity stunt naming.
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thirdrowcenter
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#14re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 1:25pmI'm thinking whether I'd rather be named Apple or Scout Updated On: 5/17/04 at 01:25 PM
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#15re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 1:36pm
Good point. Stunt naming is nothing new. I'm thinking of god Slick (quickly changed to China), Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa, and, of course, Zowie Bowie.
When I was 20 and pregnant, I briefly entertained the idea of Layla as a suitably cool name for the impending offspring, but I snapped out of it in time. But then again, I'm not a celebrity under pressure to be cutting edge or anything.
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#16re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 1:42pmYeah, it's a dumb name and the kid will be tortured throughtout her school years but, at least it's not Emma, Madison, Tyler or Connor, this decades Brittany, Ashleigh, Brandon and Courtney.
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MasterLcZ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
#17re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 1:59pmWe should ask Cherry Jones what she thinks.
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#18re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 3:18pmmore amusing than mangoes
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#20re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 3:42pmI'm naming my child Pasta con sardi!
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#21re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 4:02pmRoxy, for the record, the name Mignon has been used for a woman before (as per the Thomas opera).
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#22re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 4:15pm
And while we're on that topic, we have an (adult) friend named Angus. So while I get your point, you kind of struck out in the beef catagory. 
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wally
Featured Actor Joined: 11/1/03
#23re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 4:15pm
"now Apple Paltrow?"
Actually the child's last name is Martin, as is the father's.
Frank Zappa's younger daughter is named Diva.
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