Paltrow's Child is Called Apple
Paltrow's Child is Called Apple
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
Paltrow's Child is Called Apple#0
Posted: 5/16/04 at 9:02pm
What is next ?
1. Pear
2. Avocado
3. Orange
re: paltrow's child is called apple#1
Posted: 5/16/04 at 9:07pm
at least she could have used the middle name blossom.
but there's a thread about this roxy. in her honor though, mrs. mambo and i are considering pomogranete for our first born child...i like it as it's bi-gender and it's shortens nicely to "pom!"
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
re: paltrow's child is called apple#2
Posted: 5/16/04 at 9:17pm
To Papa
I like it. Pom sounds great. Paltrows actions open up a whole world of possbilities . We could go to other food groups such as meat (Angus , Mignon ), Fish ( Snapper & Porgy ), Starches ( Bread , Pasta ). Oh Happy Days
Broadway Star Joined: 7/24/03
re: paltrow's child is called apple#4
Posted: 5/16/04 at 10:16pmangus young...dirty deeds indeed
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
re: paltrow's child is called apple#5
Posted: 5/16/04 at 10:38pmLook at papa and BMFs references SAILING over head.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
re: paltrow's child is called apple#6
Posted: 5/16/04 at 10:57pmok great...so if clay aiken has a daughter and names her vagina, her name would be Vagina Aiken and people would think it's a hip name? What is wrong with these stars...first Blanket Jackson... now Apple Paltrow?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
re: paltrow's child is called apple#7
Posted: 5/16/04 at 11:03pmAnd if Judy Garland married Howdy Doody she would be Judy Doody
Joined: 12/31/69
re: paltrow's child is called apple#8
Posted: 5/16/04 at 11:07pm
Of all the fruits Ms. Paltrow picked her daughter should be glad she isn't named papaya.
re: paltrow's child is called apple#9
Posted: 5/16/04 at 11:09pm
"I like papaya. Yes I do! Juicy papaya! YES I DO! If you will help me, I'll help you shake the papaya down!"
I have had several suggestions for when I have kids. Ray and Bebe being the most prevalent.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
Stand-by Joined: 10/25/03
re: paltrow's child is called apple#11
Posted: 5/17/04 at 9:17amWas the baby named after the fruit or the computer?
re: paltrow's child is called apple#12
Posted: 5/17/04 at 10:01amneither. it was named after a white stripes song, but when gwynnie's hubby figured that out, he demanded that the middle name be changed rather than have his daughter's name represent a song by a good band which would constantly pile attention onto the fact that his pales in comparison.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
re: paltrow's child is called apple#13
Posted: 5/17/04 at 1:05pmWonder if 5 years from now there will be a rash of Apples enrolling in Kindergarten. I believe this will be a barometer of Ms. Paltrow's charisma and influence. Of course, *this* name's gonna be a hard sell. I'm reminded of the excitement surrounding the Mad About You baby a few years back. Remember? They named the kid Mabel (as in Mother's Always Bring Extra Love)and that was the last anyone ever heard of it. At least Mabel was a fictional baby. Poor little Apple's going to have to survive school with that name, and at some point, hopefully, she'll hold her parents accountable. Jeesh, life's difficult enough without having to grow old gracefully with a silly, cutesy name. We have now entered the age of celebrity stunt naming.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
re: paltrow's child is called apple#14
Posted: 5/17/04 at 1:25pmI'm thinking whether I'd rather be named Apple or Scout Updated On: 5/17/04 at 01:25 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
re: paltrow's child is called apple#15
Posted: 5/17/04 at 1:36pm
Good point. Stunt naming is nothing new. I'm thinking of god Slick (quickly changed to China), Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa, and, of course, Zowie Bowie.
When I was 20 and pregnant, I briefly entertained the idea of Layla as a suitably cool name for the impending offspring, but I snapped out of it in time. But then again, I'm not a celebrity under pressure to be cutting edge or anything.
re: paltrow's child is called apple#16
Posted: 5/17/04 at 1:42pmYeah, it's a dumb name and the kid will be tortured throughtout her school years but, at least it's not Emma, Madison, Tyler or Connor, this decades Brittany, Ashleigh, Brandon and Courtney.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
re: paltrow's child is called apple#17
Posted: 5/17/04 at 1:59pmWe should ask Cherry Jones what she thinks.
re: paltrow's child is called apple#18
Posted: 5/17/04 at 3:18pmmore amusing than mangoes
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/16/04
Joined: 12/31/69
re: paltrow's child is called apple#20
Posted: 5/17/04 at 3:42pmI'm naming my child Pasta con sardi!
Joined: 12/31/69
re: paltrow's child is called apple#21
Posted: 5/17/04 at 4:02pmRoxy, for the record, the name Mignon has been used for a woman before (as per the Thomas opera).
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
re: paltrow's child is called apple#22
Posted: 5/17/04 at 4:15pm
And while we're on that topic, we have an (adult) friend named Angus. So while I get your point, you kind of struck out in the beef catagory. 
Featured Actor Joined: 11/1/03
re: paltrow's child is called apple#23
Posted: 5/17/04 at 4:15pm
"now Apple Paltrow?"
Actually the child's last name is Martin, as is the father's.
Frank Zappa's younger daughter is named Diva.
Joined: 12/31/69
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