Paltrow's Child is Called Apple- Page 2
Paltrow's Child is Called Apple
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#25re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 6:31pmApple should have some a peel when she grows up
Poster Emeritus
#26re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 6:46pmShe could end up being rotten to the core
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Ruffian
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/16/04
#27re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 6:55pm
LMAO
Those last two posts are very entertaining
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Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#28re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 7:28pmAt least she didn't name her Lowla Carb.
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#29re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 7:33pmprobably because they're trying not to spoil her, auggie, and we all know that whatever lowla wants, lowla gets
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pray to st. jude
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#30re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 9:05pmA friend called her daughter, Mignon. I thought it was pretty. What is Apple's full name. Adam's Apple Martin. Look at Demi's girls, Tallulah, Rumer and Scout.
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Updated On: 5/19/04 at 09:05 PM
#31re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 9:07pm
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Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#32re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 9:10pm
I know a girl from Oklahoma named Mignon! She was Miss Oklahoma in fact.
I think Apple Martin(i) is a wonderful name. Right up there with Hedda Lettuce, Mike Hunt and Ben Dover.
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Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#33re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 9:12pmThat's nothing. I went to school with girls named Brocolli & Lasagna. Now that's just cruel.
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Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#34re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 9:14pmMy sister's best friend's name was Ophelia Rast.
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junglered
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#35re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/17/04 at 11:13pmI had a job candidate named Precious Ash send her resume to me several years ago - on pink, perfumed paper. Guess who didn't get the job.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#36re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/18/04 at 2:28pmFunny, when I spray my perfume onto a resume, it always gets me the job.
junglered
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#37re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/18/04 at 2:44pmGuess that your Ash must really be Precious, Vish. :)
HunterFosterIsMyGod
Broadway Star Joined: 3/7/04
#38re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/18/04 at 3:31pmit's better than Micheal Jackson's kid's name, Blanket. ugh!
Nipper
Featured Actor Joined: 12/14/03
#39re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/18/04 at 3:48pm
My job involves researching old probate records. The worst names I've ever seen:
A father dies and leaves his estate to his three daughters. Their names?
Ima & Ura (I forget the third)
Their last name?
Pigg
HunterFosterIsMyGod
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junglered
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#42re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/18/04 at 10:40pm
N.Y. Times Headline 5/19/04
"Vish's Ash is Precious Indeed"
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#43re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/19/04 at 4:49pmDamn, I should really sign up for home delivery.
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#44re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/19/04 at 4:55pm
Nipper: Do you mean Ima Hogg? She was the daughter of a powerful Texan legislator in the early 20th century and went on to become a wealthy philanthropist.
Read all about her: http://www.awomanaweek.com/Imahogg.htmlhttp://www.awomanaweek.com/Imahogg.html>http://www.awomanaweek.com/Imahogg.html
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Updated On: 5/19/04 at 04:55 PM
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#45re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/20/04 at 4:38pm"Honeeee? We need a name that's both sickly-coy AND pretentious...can you think of anything?"
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GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#46re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:54pmI think her full name has four parts, but I can only remember three. Apple Blyth _______ Martin.
#47re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/22/04 at 12:30am
Some parents make me wonder...only famous people can get away with weird names. Some parents must have a 6th sense that tells them their kid is going to make it big. But I think apple is going a bit far...
Haha, that reminds me, I heard a story about a girl named Female, but they pronounced it "Feh-molly." And she doesn't even have celebrity parents to blame!
HROK?
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#48re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/22/04 at 12:33amMet a woman (who speaks English as a second language) who had a daughter named Vagina (pronounced Vah-zhee'-nah). I kid you not.
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#49re: paltrow's child is called apple
Posted: 5/22/04 at 11:20pmjust a little follow up for the curious. gwynneth paltrow's character in "shallow hal" was originally to be named rosemary kocsis. kocsis is the surname that's seen in the credits of several farrelly brothers film as both actors and crew. in "stuck on you" which i just watched, the youngest kocsis made an apppearance. a young girl who looks no more than 6 or 7 named...apple.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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