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Posted: 4/29/05 at 12:52pm
This was in yesterday's issue of USA Today ...Paris Hilton was at the premiere of her new movie explaining to the reporter how she met her current boyfriend ("He's definitely the one"), a Greek shipping heir who's also named Paris. Read it aloud (in Paris' flat, expressionless voice) to get the full effect...
"Paris and I met when he was 14 and I was 16. I had this fake tattoo on my back, and he came up and was like, 'Is that real?' and I totally lied and said, 'Yeah.' He's like, 'That's hot,' and I'm like, 'I know.' Then he said 'My name's Paris,' and I said, 'My name's Paris.' Then we danced all night."
"Paris and I met when he was 14 and I was 16. I had this fake tattoo on my back, and he came up and was like, 'Is that real?' and I totally lied and said, 'Yeah.' He's like, 'That's hot,' and I'm like, 'I know.' Then he said 'My name's Paris,' and I said, 'My name's Paris.' Then we danced all night."
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