Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs

[Rose_MacShane]

Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#1

Posted: 11/22/06 at 1:49pm

Okay, I couldn't resist. This made me burst out laughing:

"Paris Hilton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead. Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer. Radin writes on his MySpace page, "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us." Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..." Radin adds, "I find the music business charming."

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[spiderdj82]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#1

Posted: 11/22/06 at 1:50pm

Didn't South Park do an episode about her puking everywhere?

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

[Broadway_Baby]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#2

Posted: 11/22/06 at 1:52pm

Too funny.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

[Rose_MacShane]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#3

Posted: 11/22/06 at 1:52pm

No, she was hacking up...a more unmentionable fluid....

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[TheatreDiva90016]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#4

Posted: 11/22/06 at 1:56pm

Maybe she shouldn't have tried eating them.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[Bettyboy72]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#5

Posted: 11/22/06 at 3:20pm

It reminds me of that scene from "Drop Dead Gorgeous" where the girl pukes on stage and Nora Dunn says (in a delicious Doka-tah accent) "Honey, half a million viewers aren't going to wait while you run to the john."

"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

[Perfectly Marvelous]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#6

Posted: 11/22/06 at 4:32pm

Considering I've been on the verge of throwing up all day, that made me laugh.

:)

"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who

"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables

[TheatreDiva90016]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#7

Posted: 11/22/06 at 4:50pm

Awwww, do you need a tummy rub?

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[NathanLaneStalker]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#8

Posted: 11/22/06 at 6:54pm

She could never sing....or act....or be a human being....

"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

[Perfectly Marvelous]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#9

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:42am

"Awwww, do you need a tummy rub?"

ahaahaaa...no. But I could probably stand for some beer. Coors, Budlight, Heinken... I don't care. ;D

"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who

"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables

[iHeartMyGeek]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#10

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:39pm

Well, if she is sickened by her own music, that makes two of us!

But seriously. What would make her think that, after drinking STRAIGHT VODKA for HOURS, that she would not get sick?

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

[DG]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#11

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:42pm

"What would make her think that, after drinking STRAIGHT VODKA for HOURS, that she would not get sick?"

Years of practice.

[iHeartMyGeek]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#12

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:44pm

Good point. But apparently it hasn't been enough.

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

[DG]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#13

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:50pm

I'm sure she'll keep practicing . . .

[iHeartMyGeek]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#14

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:52pm

...and, unfortunately, keep yakking on people.

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

[DG]

re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#15

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:56pm

That's not all she does. Apparently, while in Hawaii, she was trashed after clubbing one night and peed in this man's taxi. When confronted about it, she just blew him off.

HE, however, soaked up her pee with a cloth and sent it away for DNA testing. As of yet, I don't think that situation has been resolved.