Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs
Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#1
Posted: 11/22/06 at 1:49pm
Okay, I couldn't resist. This made me burst out laughing:
"Paris Hilton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead. Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer. Radin writes on his MySpace page, "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us." Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..." Radin adds, "I find the music business charming."
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#1
Posted: 11/22/06 at 1:50pmDidn't South Park do an episode about her puking everywhere?
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#2
Posted: 11/22/06 at 1:52pmToo funny.
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#3
Posted: 11/22/06 at 1:52pmNo, she was hacking up...a more unmentionable fluid....
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#4
Posted: 11/22/06 at 1:56pmMaybe she shouldn't have tried eating them.
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#5
Posted: 11/22/06 at 3:20pmIt reminds me of that scene from "Drop Dead Gorgeous" where the girl pukes on stage and Nora Dunn says (in a delicious Doka-tah accent) "Honey, half a million viewers aren't going to wait while you run to the john."
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#6
Posted: 11/22/06 at 4:32pm
Considering I've been on the verge of throwing up all day, that made me laugh.
:)
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#7
Posted: 11/22/06 at 4:50pmAwwww, do you need a tummy rub?
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#8
Posted: 11/22/06 at 6:54pmShe could never sing....or act....or be a human being....
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#9
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:42am
"Awwww, do you need a tummy rub?"
ahaahaaa...no. But I could probably stand for some beer. Coors, Budlight, Heinken... I don't care. ;D
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#10
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:39pm
Well, if she is sickened by her own music, that makes two of us!
But seriously. What would make her think that, after drinking STRAIGHT VODKA for HOURS, that she would not get sick?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#11
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:42pm
"What would make her think that, after drinking STRAIGHT VODKA for HOURS, that she would not get sick?"
Years of practice.
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#12
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:44pmGood point. But apparently it hasn't been enough.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#13
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:50pmI'm sure she'll keep practicing . . .
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#14
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:52pm...and, unfortunately, keep yakking on people.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
re: Paris Hilton Can't Stomach Her Own Songs#15
Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:56pm
That's not all she does. Apparently, while in Hawaii, she was trashed after clubbing one night and peed in this man's taxi. When confronted about it, she just blew him off.
HE, however, soaked up her pee with a cloth and sent it away for DNA testing. As of yet, I don't think that situation has been resolved.
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