Paris Hilton beaten up

[POLisPOL]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:37pm

http://www.neptuners.com/paris-has-been-beaten-up.htm

ouch!

[Kelliexo90]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:42pm

Whether Nick beat her up or what, that sucks. It looks rather painful.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:48pm

Eh... everyone deserves a little beating every now and again... Especially debutantes.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:49pm

Mary Kate is gonna be PISSED if Paris takes away her cover of STAR Magazine next week.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:49pm

But not by a blonde former pop star!

That would be horrible if Paris DID get it and Mary Kate stopped eating again to get on the cover. Agh. Updated On: 8/5/04 at 09:49 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:59pm

Oh Lady - I like MaryKate a lot, but your post made me laugh. And feel bad about it at the same time. Kinda like watching that episode of South Park with the Downs kids...

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:01pm

Don't worry, I didn't really mean it. I'd definitely take her out to dinner anytime (on the condition that she cleans her plate).

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:03pm

Maybe a bull head butted her on Simple Life. She did already get thrown off a horse.

Updated On: 8/5/04 at 10:03 PM

[Broadwaygirl4life]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:05pm

Matt_G- lmao haha

But wow serious, she looks bad...

[zepka102]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:07pm

i heard on the radio yesterday that it wasn't nick... just rumors... but it was a "high profile partier known for her toughness" who has a reason to be upset with paris (but upset enough to start a catfight, i dont know)... i guess paris messed with (and i should say "messed around with" to be more accurate) the wrong person...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:09pm

Bijou, perhaps?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:11pm

Methinks she pissed off Shannon Doherty again.

[zepka102]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:13pm

shannon doherty it is



well, from what they said... but i wouldn't be surprised

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:14pm

Yow, no one deserves that, but you'd think she'd try to cover her arms a little better. Unless it's a publicity stunt...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:16pm

How could that be a publicity stunt? That's not makeup.

[MyNameInLights]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:16pm

I really hope Nick wasn't the one that beat her up. She looks like she got banged up pretty good. It's disturbing.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:16pm

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:18pm

you'd think, with the kind of money that the Hiltons have, they'd have an army of lawyers and such working on this. I wonder why they're so quiet.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:38pm

Gee. So much sisterly love around here, I feel like I am in a feminist consciousness-raising group.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:39pm

We should all refrain from shaving our legs and go outside at dawn naked singing songs to the Goddess of the Moon.

Updated On: 8/5/04 at 10:39 PM

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:55pm

naw, she probably has herpes and is using the whole "beat up" thing as a cover...

I mean, if I was gonna punch her, I'd hit her somewhere not as easy to mend without extensive surgery, like the nose....

Although, I wish I coulda been there when whoever it was punched her in the lip, and all that collagen went flying...

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 11:46pm

God, try as I might I just can't seem to make myself find violence against women so HILARIOUS.

[Plum]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 11:53pm

You need to lighten up, Namo! Domestic violence is hilarious when it's against someone you don't like!

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 8/5/04 at 11:59pm

No, it's not. Not only is it not hilarious, it's not even amusing.

[etoile]

Posted: 8/6/04 at 12:38am

Wow! My only comment would be to point out to the gallant Namo that it's not a gender issue. But I suspect you do realize that.