Joined: 12/31/69
A Christian fundamentalist pastor known for protesting a gay festival in New Orleans was arrested on an obscenity charge after two women said he was masturbating in his van while parked near a playground, according to news reports.
Storms told sheriff's deputies he ate lunch at the park and had to go to the bathroom, so he was urinating in a bottle in the van, but then later acknowledged the inappropriate conduct, WDSU TV reported.
You can't make this stuff up
I don't buy it. A pastor would never do such a thing.
I'm only surprised it was women.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
I defy anyone to not be amused.
Maybe they looked like Justin Bieber.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
No Reg, it was two women who caught him. He was actually looking at children on a playground.
Truly disgusting! I hadn't actually read the article.
Well maybe THEY looked like Justin Bieber.
So at what point can it just be officially declared that every religious figure who rails against homosexuality is actually compensating for their own ****ed up behavior?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Kad, that point was reached in 1978. When a public figure rails against the immorality of gay sex, it is just a matter of time before they are arrested attempting to give a wallaby an enema naked as girl scouts look on in horror.
Rev. Grant Storms Admits the Obvious
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Won't someone think of the children? Rev. Storms did.
"Storms said he is seeking help for a problem with pornography, which he called a recent issue. He also said he is not living at home -- he held the news conference from a motel -- and he asked for the media to respect his privacy."
He wants his privacy, so he held the press conference outside the hotel he was staying in...
Nice.
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