Pat Robertson: Haiti cursed for pact with the devil

[madbrian]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 3:30pm

According to him, they need to turn to God to avoid further disaster.
Oh, for crap's sake

[Calvin]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 3:32pm

I thought Pat's God was too busy trying to redeem Tiger Woods.

[givesmevoice]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 3:34pm

Someone posted this in another community I read and I had to steal it:

[morosco]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 3:34pm

Robertson is on the same level as Fred Phelps.

Disgusting.

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 3:36pm

Well...I guess that means the 700 Club won't have to be making any donations to any of the Haitian relief funds. I mean with that curse thing going on it would just be tossing good money after bad, right?

It's boggles the mind that people actually listen to and believe what this man says.

Updated On: 1/13/10 at 03:36 PM

[Roscoe]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 3:38pm

Would they have made a pact with the devil if their Jesus had done them any good at all?

[Kalimba]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 3:42pm

I'm thinking that a helicopter should drop Pat Robertson right in the middle of Haiti right now for that really unintelligent remark.

Posted: 1/13/10 at 3:45pm

Pat is urging people to give to his Christian Missionaries in Haiti.

[morosco]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 3:50pm

He has also linked Hurricane Katrina and terrorist attacks to legalized abortion.

Posted: 1/13/10 at 4:26pm

He also said Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans because it was Southern Decadence weekend. He ran for President in 1988 as a Republican.

[BroadwayBenny]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 4:52pm

Word on the street is that Haiti's next punishment from God is to RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 5:35pm

"Pat is urging people to give to his Christian Missionaries in Haiti."

What a surprise. 1% to the missionaries 99% to Pat.

[Calvin]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 5:37pm

Does Haiti have any diamonds for him to smuggle out during his, er, humanitarian operations?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 5:51pm

Pat is definitely going to Hell if he thinks God has no idea that those who were involved in the alleged "pact" died off years ago. Unless Pat believes that the sins committed by others will be forever punishable to anyone living in the same country for eternity. That covers every inhabitable square foot on the planet's surface, pretty much. Ergo, Pat Robertson has been earmarked for Satan's hot tub ever since the Native Americans started worshiping pagan gods.

Posted: 1/13/10 at 6:11pm

Why doesn't God ever offer people stuff for their soul? He's all powerful, why doesn't he say "I'll give you a pony that poops gold coins if you renounce Satan and devote your life to me!" Why is it always Satan who says he'll set you free from French Tyranny or make you a Blues Singer if you follow him? He's been trying this "Pray to me and MAYBE I'll answer" stuff for centuries, I'd advise a more honest approach.

Just an Idea, God.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 6:22pm

Yeah, God has a terrible customer service problem. You pray to him, he never answers and usually if he does the answer is "No!".

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 6:22pm

Um, he offers then eternal life with the heavenly hosts and his son, Jesus the Christ! That's all He NEEDS to offer.

Oh, and if you don't think God punishes people for a sin beyond the actual sinner himself, see the curse of the bastard.

[romantico]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 6:34pm

Shep Smith Condemns Pat Robertson's 'Devil' Comments

WELL SAID!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maArcr6b6l8

Anyone see this? He's only an entertainer, he's only an entertainer.

http://newsprism.wordpress.com/

Updated On: 1/13/10 at 06:34 PM

[nygrl232]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 7:18pm

>>Um, he offers then eternal life with the heavenly hosts and his son, Jesus the Christ!

Don't forget the 72 Zach Efrons.

[strummergirl]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 10:42pm

Did he seriously infer that colonialism was the work of God by saying leaving colonialism required a deal with the devil? Wasn't this country founded on doing away with colonialism? The man is vile and I will basically repeat what Hitchens said about Falwell once he kicks the bucket.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 10:50pm

Wasn't Kristin's dress pretty when she appeared on Pat Robertson's 700 Club?

Updated On: 1/13/10 at 10:50 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 10:56pm

I don't like that hairstyle on her.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 11:00pm

I guess different people make different kinds of pacts with different devils. Including hairdressers. Obviously straight hairdressers.

[James885]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 11:00pm

What a vile, disgusting remark from a cantankerous old coot. Pat Robertson should be ashamed, although I'm sure he's not.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 1/14/10 at 9:57am

I'd love some words of wisdom from Annas Priest on the subject.