My pet peeve are people who fawn over certain Broadway celebrities just because they know they're online, even though just prior to that, they were slandering them and calling them "too old" or what not.
I don't know if anyone knows what I'm referring to.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell