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Posted: 2/18/14 at 8:36pm

For those looking for a really rotten movie,Pompeii may fill the bill.

Just read one of the early reviews that said the dialogue is so bad you root for the volcano

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Updated On: 2/18/14 at 08:36 PM

Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 8:41pm

It must have been hard for you to watch the movie after living through it.

Too bad you've "blocked" me so you won't know I commented.

Or will you...?

Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 8:42pm

But Roxy, you always love things the critics hate.

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Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 8:46pm

Was that a Mrs. Roxy joke, Namo? If so, it wasn't very nice.

And again, I'm sorry Roxy blocked me so he couldn't see me defending his "wife".

Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 8:47pm

That was nice of you.

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Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 8:48pm

I do what I can. Even when I'm helping people who "block" me.

Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 8:50pm

It's a shame because there's a word in this business and it's called "support" and you're offering a lot of it.

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Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 8:51pm

Thanks, buddy. It's nice to be appreciated. But (obviously) that's not what I do my good deeds for.

Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 8:54pm

Karma will reward you.

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Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 9:01pm

Roxy's going to be so confused reading this thread since he'll only see your posts, Namo. I mean, won't he?

#11

Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 9:08pm

Maybe he can feel the love?

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#12

Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 10:34pm

"It's a shame because there's a word in this business and it's called "support" and you're offering a lot of it."

which business is that?

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#13

Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 10:35pm

I borrowed a quote from the Sweeney Sisters, from the William Shatner SNL episode.

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#14

Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 10:37pm

I still say it's not too late for a Sweeney Sisters movie.

#15

Pompeii

Posted: 2/18/14 at 11:40pm

I agree wholeheartedly.

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#16

Pompeii

Posted: 2/22/14 at 1:07pm

Another reviewer said the gladiators coming into the arena looked like chorus boys in a Broadway musical. This is now a must see howler.

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#17

Pompeii

Posted: 2/22/14 at 1:19pm

Even more than a naked Mrs. Roxy?

Sad that Roxy blocked me so he won't see my comment.

#18

Jordan, you make me laugh. I actually want to see this. I had tickets to a free screening, but didn't go. As someone, who's been to the ruins of Pompeii, I would like to see the Hollywood version of their story. It could be entertaining, especially with hunky shirtless guys.

Updated On: 2/22/14 at 01:31 PM

#19

Pompeii

Posted: 2/22/14 at 1:34pm

i'm a sucker for movies like this and i enjoyed it... but man, that ending shot was ridiculously stupid... i think more then half my audience laughed (it was a free screening and the whole auditorium was full)... that and the line "i'll get the horses" got tons of laughs at its awkward placement...

#20

Pompeii

Posted: 2/22/14 at 2:23pm

I saw it this morning in a surprisingly crowded theater. Everyone there knew what they were getting into and people were cracking up throughout. Kiefer in particular was SO bad that you just had to laugh.

Tons of shirtless hunks parading around getting sweaty and fighting with each other.

I don't know why they spent so much time before the volcano trying to make us care who was falling in love with whom and who would get married, blah, blah, blah. I mean don't they know this volcano is going to blow and kill them all in 40 minutes anyway?! Don't waste my time! Just show the cool disaster movie we all came to see.

The lead guy reminded me of John Carter; hope he has better luck with picking his next projects.

Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco. Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!

#21

Pompeii

Posted: 2/22/14 at 6:28pm

The lead guy is the hunk from Game Of Thrones. Kit Harrington

Updated On: 2/22/14 at 06:28 PM

#22

Pompeii

Posted: 2/22/14 at 7:16pm

I went into this purely for the volcano. I wish they had more of it...

"Life in theater is give and take...but you need to be ready to give more then you take..."

#23

Pompeii

Posted: 2/22/14 at 9:15pm

I was surprised how much I enjoyed it, stupid fun film, that by the end I kinda cared what happened to them. Plus Whizzer the theatre I saw it in was packed as well, and yes it really is a would be comedy.

Well I didn't want to get into it, but he's a Satanist. Every full moon he sacrifices 4 puppies to the Dark Lord and smears their blood on his paino. This should help you understand the score for Wicked a little bit more. Tazber's: Reply to Is Stephen Schwartz a Practicing Christian

#24

Pompeii

Posted: 2/22/14 at 10:03pm

Kiefer acted as if he knew what kind of movie he was in. I wish Kit acted the same way, with a sly smile and nod to its ridiculousness. Thank goodness for his shirtless scenes.

#25

Pompeii

Posted: 2/23/14 at 3:53pm

I'm kinda surprised you don't watch Game of Thrones, Whizzer. The actor is not great but he'll do fine at least until that series ends...

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