I don't like them! They're so artificial tasting, and they're like 200 calories in one stupid pop-tart! and then two come in one package and on the back of the box, it says serving size-1 poptart. And a package of them takes probably less then 2 minutes to eat, and it has 400 calories in it! They taste bad not toasted too.
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)