Yes, I am joking. I was thinking, "Hm, nowhere in here does he say 'it may not be posessed', so if it arrives 'unposessed', then he has committed fraud.." If you look at all of his updates, one of them says, "UPDATE
I feel I need to address the fact that I have been getting a number of questions about the actual Stitch toy, and people wanting to know if they will receive a refund if the toy ends up not being haunted. Please remember: You are bidding on a regular Stitch stuffed animal, that may or may not be haunted when it arrives at your residence."
This auction is the best lie I've heard all day...this is almost as good as the "Lose 90 lbs by MAY?! GUARENTEED RESULTS!!" I sadly bought a bottle of those pills...and they actually sort of worked (just not 90 pounds).
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA