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#51

re: Prayers Requested--Urgent!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/05 at 9:46am

I can feel the hugs and good thoughts now - my Prince Albert feels so much better.

The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.

#52

re: Prayers Requested--Urgent!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/05 at 9:53am

I hope you keep your Prince Albert in the can.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#53

re: Prayers Requested--Urgent!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/05 at 10:02am

Only when I top.

The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.

#54

re: Prayers Requested--Urgent!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/05 at 10:24am

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-nious comedy!

I would hug Prince Albert using peristalsis.

Liam Neeson (hereafter known as Big Liam) doesn't need my prayers. Thes bordes Liam (hereafter known as Lil Liam) is a job for St. Jude.

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#55

re: Prayers Requested--Urgent!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/05 at 10:49am

Dear Lord,
I am on my knees to worship and pray that all people with penis piercings are protected by the Holy Salve of St. Camillus with the hope that the infected organ returns to it's full pre-piercing glory for all to worship in wonder.

Amen

PEACE.

#56

re: Prayers Requested--Urgent!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/05 at 10:57am

Sueleen..when are you having those knee pad implants? I'll pray for you for that.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#57

re: Prayers Requested--Urgent!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/05 at 11:04am

Boobs, the Lord blessed me with knees so callused I could crawl to Bethlehem and back with nary a blister. Praise Jesus.

PEACE.

#58

re: Prayers Requested--Urgent!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/05 at 11:07am

Sue, I don't want to return to a pre-pierced stage, I just want the painful infection and leakage to go away.

The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.

#59

re: Prayers Requested--Urgent!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/05 at 11:10am

Dear Lord,
Plug it up!
Amen

PEACE.

#60

re: Prayers Requested--Urgent!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/05 at 12:11pm

Dear Lord Help Me be able to do this....

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!

I have faith that he will help me conquer this task.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#61

re: Prayers Requested--Urgent!!!!!

Posted: 7/15/05 at 1:21pm

The Lord hears and answers all prayers. Unfortunately, sometimes his answer is "no".

Update on Brad: Doing well. Should be up and around in a few days.

(I'm really upset about this--and I don't even watch movies!!!!!)

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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