Predicting Romney's Zingers
Predicting Romney's Zingers
#2Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/1/12 at 11:45pm
Will Bruce Villanch be writing Mitt's zingers?
#3Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 12:33amdoes Mittens even know what a Hostess Snack Cake is???
#4Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 12:36am
No, but Ann's thighs do.
WHAT?! WHO SAID THAT?!
#6Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 1:04amJust like you make a fool out of yourself every day, racist?
#7Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 1:08amObama will strap Romney to the roof of his car in these debates.
#8Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 1:54am
Another brilliant zinger?
sorry....couldn't resist. But in Romney's case...he has never had a "brilliant" zinger.
I'm not holding my breath for one in this or any of the debates.
And Jim...please tell me how Romney will make a fool out of Obama. Every time Romney gets on stage he pretty much hangs himself. With Obama there to knock them back at him, he is gonna die all by himself.
#9Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 2:33am
It will somehow re-appropriate the term "change", "forward", "you built that", golf trips, "apologizing", or whatever.
I hope he raises his bet stakes with the president from the time he actually made a bet for $10,000 with Rick Perry. For somebody as dumb and likely inebriated (at the time) as Perry to call shenanigans on that, should be a warning about how easily Romney can lose grip on public speaking on issues and platform.
Oh how I wish to be a fly on the wall during prepping with the Wonder Bread Senator Ron Portman posing as Obama.
#10Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 3:13am
Morons ike Jim have already decided that Mitt has won the debate,even before the debate. NO MATTER WHAT,even if Obama wins the debate,to 'them' Mitt has already won. It's called denial.
Jim's frequent desperate posts reveals that they are terrified.Mitt's rich donors have stopped giving him money.Even Chris Wallace on Fox News asked Ryan why they are losing? Yet Romney's idiotic supporters believe if the wish it and keep saying it over and over things will change.
Jim, get to a Doctor fast. I fear what you might do on the morning of November 7th.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#11Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 7:56amEhhhh, not so fast.
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#12Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 10:47am
Romney will certainly say about the deficit "you built that." He will certainly use a republican talking point like "now the president apologizes for America...that's not the change we hoped for." He will bizarrely accuse the president of having no foreign policy experience then imply he's really from another country.
Afterwards, Romney will be hailed as the winner by most of the media.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#13Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:13am
I'm hoping for something like, "I say, the president is grasping for the brass ring hoping to end up like the jockey statue we had outside our winter home when I was growing up!"
#14Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:15amI hope he says something about our first Negro president.
FindingNamo
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#15Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:18amI hope he asks if Michelle allows him to eat fried chicken or is it only the rest of us she controls with her Democrat-funded healthy eating jihad?
#16Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:19am
I think Romney is too slick for that.
He might call him "boy," though.
#17Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:23amConsidering how well-spoken and genuine Romney is when he's off-the-cuff, I can't WAIT to see what he's like after being coached for two months. It'll be like Eliza Doolittle at the Embassy Ball.
#18Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:24amI wish Tyler Perry as Madea would moderate the debates.
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#19Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:29am
In response to the obligatory "say something nice about your opponent" Mitt Romney will respond "Barack Obama is just the right height."
Updated On: 10/2/12 at 11:29 AM
#20Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 12:06pm
I am praying Mitt will take Donald Trump's advice. Oh God PLEASE make this happen!!!
http://www.mediaite.com/online/trumps-sage-debate-wisdom-for-romney-ask-obama-about-being-born-in-kenya/
#21Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 12:52pm
#22Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 1:35pmCall him "That one".
#23Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 1:47pmI hope he tries to lead Obama in a rousing chorus of "Who Let The Dogs Out?".
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#24Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 2:11pmI was just about to post whatever he zings, I HOPE in includes "Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Whowhowho?" But you beat me to it SNAFU.
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