Priests and Potatos

[blondebaby589]

Priests and Potatos#1

Posted: 11/6/08 at 9:56am

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Vicar_hospitalised_with_potato_up_his_bum&in_article_id=382493&in_page_id=2

A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story."

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.

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[madbrian]

re: Priests and Potatos#2

Posted: 11/6/08 at 10:05am

The article fails to say what type of potato was involved. I would suggest that it was most likely a 'red bliss' potato.

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[killertofu333]

re: Priests and Potatos#2

Posted: 11/6/08 at 10:06am

What about a Yukon Gold...they're rich and creamy, not to mention they're HUGE!!!

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[Unknown User]

re: Priests and Potatos#3

Posted: 11/6/08 at 10:14am

"I fell on it while naked" is a pretty common explanation when things get stuck in the rectum. Emergency room staffs probably don't even laugh when they hear it anymore.

Meanwhile, Dan Quayle wants me to tell you: it's Potatoes.

[Reginald Tresilian]

re: Priests and Potatos#4

Posted: 11/6/08 at 10:23am

To paraphrase Cindy Adams, "Only in a vicar's rectum, kids . . . "

[PalJoey]

re: Priests and Potatos#5

Posted: 11/6/08 at 12:14pm

Fingerlings?

[doodlenyc]

re: Priests and Potatos#6

Posted: 11/6/08 at 12:19pm

Any ER worker can give you a long list of incredible stories of what people put in their rectums.

I always wonder...was that the ONLY thing you could find that was available? A spud or a lightbulb?

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[PalJoey]

re: Priests and Potatos#7

Posted: 11/6/08 at 12:56pm

I hope he used Boy Butter.

[D2]

re: Priests and Potatos#8

Posted: 11/6/08 at 12:58pm

No "sour cream" jokes yet?

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[doodlenyc]

re: Priests and Potatos#9

Posted: 11/6/08 at 1:03pm

"I hope he used Boy Butter."

That's what I mean...if you are buying lube, why not buy the dildo right next to it? Then you wouldnt have to resort to effing veggies and making up wild stories when you get into a "sit-uation".

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[EVIE]

re: Priests and Potatos#10

Posted: 11/6/08 at 1:11pm

Makes perfect sense. Doesn't everyone hang curtains nakey?

[madbrian]

re: Priests and Potatos#11

Posted: 11/6/08 at 1:20pm

"No "sour cream" jokes yet?"

Well, if it wasn't sour before...

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

[blondebaby589]

re: Priests and Potatos#12

Posted: 11/6/08 at 1:28pm

"She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation."

A carnation? Really?

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[danmag]

re: Priests and Potatos#13

Posted: 11/6/08 at 1:48pm

I just fell off my chair laughing at this thread (on to a potato. Damn, it's off to the emergency room...)

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