Question about Perez Hilton

[morosco]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 4:39pm

Can someone explain why Perez Hilton draws a liquid substance onto photos so it looks like it's dribbling out of celebrities mouths? I don't get it.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 4:40pm

Because he's a 13 year old girl.

[scott68]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 4:40pm

It's high art. The masses wouldn't really understand it.

Updated On: 12/11/07 at 04:40 PM

[Patronus]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 4:41pm

Oh, I think you do, Trebek!

[morosco]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 4:41pm

Oh, I think you do, Trebek!

lol

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 4:43pm

sometimes, he draws beards or cocaine noses or semen mouths, etc. depends on what celebrity and how well perez's meds are working.

[Roninjoey]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 4:48pm

He prints out the photos, does his dirty business on them and scans them back in.

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 5:12pm

I can't read Perez anymore. He is convinced he is a bigger celebrity than anyone he covers and he just annoys me. I get my snark at dlisted now.

[romantico]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 5:26pm

Someone needs to show him how to draw a penis. He usually draws a penis next to Ricky Martin, Tom Cruises or Zac Efron's mouth in every picture he posts.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 7:44pm

Yeah, I refuse to go on his site anymore. He posted a picture of Sara and Rumur Willis, talked about how hideously ugly Rumur is (Which is one thing I HATE about him. He makes fun of people's kids, yes, she is trying to be an entertainer now, but he's been doing it forever and does it with others.) but he never mentioned that the beautiful creature next to her was my Sara.



I had known he was nutty before, but COME ON.

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 8:59pm

She likes to draw the drool on Vanessa Anne Hudgens.

[scott68]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 9:51pm

Sadly, it's the only white liquid going anywhere near VAH, because there's no way in hell she's getting any from the Zefron.

[Liverpool]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 9:54pm

OMG newgirl Dlisted is AMAZING. i love the fag that runs that site so much. He's hillarious.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 10:21pm

Perez sits in a coffee shop all day long, drawing fluids on people's pictures and calling them names.


Why anyone ever looked at his website more than once is beyond me.

[1937]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 10:24pm

Michael from Dlisted is the funniest person ever!
I'm obsessed with that site.

[mattonstage]

Posted: 12/11/07 at 11:57pm

I'm a "train-wreck" watcher, so I still read Perez, but I do much prefer dlisted. Perez is probably a very sad person who at one point wanted to be an actor, and is now a bit bitter. He's already been sued a few times, though I'm not sure whats going on with the lawsuits. He's going to really go over the line one of these days with some celebrity, and then it'll all be over. Especially if he keeps going after celebrities children. Making fun of the way a young girl looks (as I believe he did with Lourdes, Madonna's child) is just plain stupid and wrong. And on a much more petty note, he's had a couple of "this just in, you heard it here first" Broadway stories, that we here on BWW knew about days before.

[Mikers]

Posted: 12/12/07 at 2:46am

Not long ago he absolutely guaranteed that his sources are impeccable and that he knew for a FACT that Castro was dead. He bet his dubious reputation on it. Said if he was wrong that he would go straight. Well, Castro was not dead and it just confirmed that Perez has always had iffy sources. Maybe he listens to the voices in his head.

[Liverpool]

Posted: 12/12/07 at 8:00am

Guys he totally just Linked to BWW. He posted about the Sweeney movie and linked to the BWWTV video of the opening of the movie.


funny

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 12/12/07 at 9:16am

It's a fact: You lose twenty IQ points every time you look at him.

[mattonstage]

Posted: 12/12/07 at 11:05am

I wonder if he happened upon this thread while he was here getting his "first look" at the Sweeney opening credits.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 12/12/07 at 11:09am

"It's a fact: You lose twenty IQ points every time you look at him."


Brilliant!

[mattonstage]

Posted: 12/12/07 at 11:13am

Now he has something on his site about Fantasia missing shows. How old is that story?!?!?

[Carl Magnum]

Posted: 12/12/07 at 11:15am

If I were gay, I think I'd be angry at him for giving gays a bad name. Plus his outing of closeted celebs really bothers me. First off its not his business and it's a private matter. You'd think as someone who faced outing in his youth, he'd be a bit more sympathetic. He's a fat disgusting, stupid, waste of life. And I love how he thinks celebs like Paris and whatnot are truly his friends. Wake up fatty, they just don't want you to write bad things about them.

[Craig]

Posted: 12/12/07 at 11:17am

re: Fantasia. Considering Reidel just wrote about it in today's post - I don't think it's "old news" for Perez to blog about.

[Roninjoey]

Posted: 12/12/07 at 11:18am

He's really skeezy but he probably just loves the idea of people talking about him in any capacity.

Either way he's probably even more inconsquential than Paris Hilton.