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R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:05pm

has completely lost it.

Discuss.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:08pm

What are you referring to?

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:08pm

Trapped In The Closet Chapter 7.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:10pm

The South Park episode?

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:10pm

I think he lost is somewhere around Chapter 1.

Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:12pm

Yes, but it's getting worse, skittles.

And no, Parks - this is a series of very bizarre music videos. I stay caught up with Best Week Ever.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:14pm

I stopped paying attention at Episode 2. He crazy....

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:14pm

Oh Margo you HAVE to see the clips of 7...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:15pm

I don't watch TV anymore...that's probably why. lol

oh god, no water...no TV? Soon: no breathing.

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

#10

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:24pm

I'll wait until he completes his entire closet epic and watch 1 through 50 or whatever in one sitting.

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

#11

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:25pm

No, Margo, seriously - watch this week's ep of Best Week Ever. You can't miss this. Trust me.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#12

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:29pm

Heh. You need to download Chapter 9 and 10. There is no way he's serious.

#13

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:30pm

The best part is his commentary. This guy is out of his mind.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#14

He's crazy and smarmy, but I have to admit that "Ignition: Remix" was a damn catchy song. It was, however, probably about a 12 year old girl, which makes it lose a little of its luster.

I did love his live rendition of the first however many chapters on the VMAs earlier this year. Nothing thrills me more than a straight man flapping his arms limp-wristedly to denote a gay guy. Love it. LOVE IT.

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#15

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:37pm

CHAPTER 9:

http://s61.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3AW675COGX9WK16O6KOL1APRSY

CHAPTER 10:

http://s61.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3RL00BE4NEU711O1S1F9UA7E57

YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME OVER A ****ING MIDGET?!?!

#16

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:38pm

*sung* "What's that smell? Did someone break wind?"

HE IS INSANE.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#17

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:42pm

*sung* BITCH MOVE!

#18

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:45pm

*sung by r kelly in his idea of voice of hillbilly white woman* "Must be my time of the month..."

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#19

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:48pm

That was just...beyond words.

Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

#20

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:49pm

*sung very seriously and ominously*
"...it's a miiiiiidget..."

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#21

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:50pm

OMG! I burn some serious calories with the sheer amount of laughing I do watching the Trapped in the Closet videos! Just the idea of him doing audio commentary for it...Ahhhh! Too, too funny! He's totally gone, as far as I'm concerned. Beyond out to lunch! Good Lord, he's crazy!

But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#22

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:51pm

And remember the classic in one of the earlier chapters?

*sung* OH MY GOD! I'M 'BOUT TO CLIIIIIIIIIMAX!

On some talk show, he said he wanted to do a stage show out of this....eep.

And apparently there's a DVD coming out where he does commentary. As my friend said, "He explains what happens on a song that explains what happens"

BITCH MOVE!

#23

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:52pm

Yeah, you have to see it on Best Week Ever - they say exactly that, and they show a clip of it - it seems so...unreal.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#24

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:53pm

The midget just **** himself. I mean...in what alternate dimension does this pass for music?!

Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

#25

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:55pm

Or entertainment, period?

Actually it is entertaining, but not in the way he means it to be. He needs to write videos for Whitney and Bobby.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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