R Kelly

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:05pm

has completely lost it.

Discuss.

[Parks]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:08pm

What are you referring to?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:08pm

Trapped In The Closet Chapter 7.

[Parks]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:10pm

The South Park episode?

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:10pm

I think he lost is somewhere around Chapter 1.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:12pm

Yes, but it's getting worse, skittles.

And no, Parks - this is a series of very bizarre music videos. I stay caught up with Best Week Ever.

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:14pm

I stopped paying attention at Episode 2. He crazy....

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:14pm

Oh Margo you HAVE to see the clips of 7...

[Parks]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:15pm

I don't watch TV anymore...that's probably why. lol

oh god, no water...no TV? Soon: no breathing.

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:24pm

I'll wait until he completes his entire closet epic and watch 1 through 50 or whatever in one sitting.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:25pm

No, Margo, seriously - watch this week's ep of Best Week Ever. You can't miss this. Trust me.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:29pm

Heh. You need to download Chapter 9 and 10. There is no way he's serious.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:30pm

The best part is his commentary. This guy is out of his mind.

[Kringas]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:33pm

He's crazy and smarmy, but I have to admit that "Ignition: Remix" was a damn catchy song. It was, however, probably about a 12 year old girl, which makes it lose a little of its luster.

I did love his live rendition of the first however many chapters on the VMAs earlier this year. Nothing thrills me more than a straight man flapping his arms limp-wristedly to denote a gay guy. Love it. LOVE IT.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:37pm

CHAPTER 9:

http://s61.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3AW675COGX9WK16O6KOL1APRSY

CHAPTER 10:

http://s61.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3RL00BE4NEU711O1S1F9UA7E57

YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME OVER A ****ING MIDGET?!?!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:38pm

*sung* "What's that smell? Did someone break wind?"

HE IS INSANE.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:42pm

*sung* BITCH MOVE!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:45pm

*sung by r kelly in his idea of voice of hillbilly white woman* "Must be my time of the month..."

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:48pm

That was just...beyond words.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:49pm

*sung very seriously and ominously*
"...it's a miiiiiidget..."

[mabel]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:50pm

OMG! I burn some serious calories with the sheer amount of laughing I do watching the Trapped in the Closet videos! Just the idea of him doing audio commentary for it...Ahhhh! Too, too funny! He's totally gone, as far as I'm concerned. Beyond out to lunch! Good Lord, he's crazy!

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:51pm

And remember the classic in one of the earlier chapters?

*sung* OH MY GOD! I'M 'BOUT TO CLIIIIIIIIIMAX!

On some talk show, he said he wanted to do a stage show out of this....eep.

And apparently there's a DVD coming out where he does commentary. As my friend said, "He explains what happens on a song that explains what happens"

BITCH MOVE!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:52pm

Yeah, you have to see it on Best Week Ever - they say exactly that, and they show a clip of it - it seems so...unreal.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:53pm

The midget just **** himself. I mean...in what alternate dimension does this pass for music?!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:55pm

Or entertainment, period?

Actually it is entertaining, but not in the way he means it to be. He needs to write videos for Whitney and Bobby.