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#26

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 3:00pm

The midget dies?! "What the hell" is right!

It's just mind-boggling. What would have possessed him to come up with this crap?

Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

#27

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 3:10pm

What if R Kelly directed RENT...

#28

did anyone catch the snl skit last night? it was hillarious. "Still Trapped in the Closet." I think they had parts 18 to 28 or something like that.

r kelly is ridiculous. yet, highly entertaining in the comical sense.

#29

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 3:34pm

"and then the midget says 'I just **** mySELF!'"

#30

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 5:58pm

"And then he looks at the cherry pie and sees that there's a slice missin!

NOW THIS **** IS GETTIN SCARY!

BECAUSE BRIDGETTE'S ALLERGIC TO CHEEEEEEEERRY!"

#31

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 5:58pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

holy CRAP what is he ON????????

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#32

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 6:22pm

OMG, I'm just hysterical remembering that. And the midget pops out of the cupboard with pie all over his face...

*dies laughing*

Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

#33

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/20/05 at 6:55pm

He started out as a real talent. But now he is crazy!

He almost ruined the career of who was becoming one music's brightest rising stars, Aaliyah. Thankfully she got away from him, and was much more successful without his crazy ass.

#34

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:32am

I was never a fan of his, but now, I just can't stand him. And I thought the first chapters were insane...these are just beyond me.

#35

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/21/05 at 9:40am

He lives five minutes away from me. His daughter takes acting classes at the theatre whee I work, and he has discussed the possibility of getting private acting coaching himself. He wants to make the inevitable leap into movies.

#36

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/21/05 at 11:29pm

OK. I took Rath's advice and just watched The Best Week Ever. Trapped In The Closet Episode 7? With the midget? Who Sh*ts on himself?

R. Kelly has lost his damn mind ..... and I just ordered the DVD of episodes 1 through 12 (heavily discounted online) mostly because no one I know will believe me if I try and describe this. I may have to have a Holiday Party and play this along with the In the Closet South Park for my friends.

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

Updated On: 11/21/05 at 11:29 PM

#37

re: R Kelly

Posted: 11/21/05 at 11:36pm

I hear that he's going up to 22 chapters.

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